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Ironies From Our Politicians by ojesymsym: 5:27pm On Dec 19, 2012
Ironies from our politicians
The following actions will be very ironic if they were to happen
1. When Patience Jonathan begins to teach English Language
2. When Goodluck Jonathan writes a book on “How to be brave as a Lion”
3. When Obj gives a lecture on Beauty Tips
4. When Ngozi Nweala advices on good eating habits that keep you in shape
5. When T.A Orji advices other governors on effective ways to run a state
6. When Fashola starts importing bikes
7. When Diezani becomes head of EFCC
8. When Polices condemns the act of taking bribe
9. When Buhari writes a book on “The 7 Advantages of Smiling”
Remember, A lawyer hopes you get into trouble, a doctor hopes you fall ill, an undertaker hopes you fall dead but a thief wish u do well.

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