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Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by goldenval(m): 10:00pm On Feb 18, 2008
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason
Why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,
"Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier
out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits int o a toilet and pulls the lever.


The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel,
"but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.
Re: Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by ogrebuga(m): 10:03pm On Feb 18, 2008
uh? tongue
Re: Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by goldenval(m): 10:26pm On Feb 18, 2008
naw wa 4 you. undecided cry thank you
Re: Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by kronkykay(m): 11:03pm On Feb 18, 2008
not bad
Re: Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by goldenval(m): 11:07pm On Feb 18, 2008
thank you jooooooooooo undecided cry
Re: Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by TOYOSI20(f): 12:04am On Feb 19, 2008
Nice wink
Re: Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by clemcykul(f): 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2008
awful
Re: Dolly Parton And Queen Elizabeth by jayriginal: 9:34am On Mar 03, 2015
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