Merry christmas guys,just to spice up this feasting season,describe your Ex with an animal.Could be 1 or more.Let it start from me though.My Ex íڪ both Turkey and Tortoise.Turkey (Yanga too much,which makes many guys admire her and want to have a taste of her),Tortoise(very slow).Let the fun begin and don't derail please.

Mine would βε̲̣ ...Α̲̅ Baboon

teeties: Mine would βε̲̣ ...Α̲̅ Baboon

And U liked him when U met him.

Mine will be a very big adult idiot...

malnurished tortoise

Dog

My ex was is was is was as lovely as a lamb.
No guy or girl is an animal. Even if he or she breaks your heart.
Leaving u means he/she has given you the opportunity to meet the right person.

granlydia:
Dog

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Must have banged nansense out of dat hole.

teeties:
Mine would βε̲̣ ...Α̲̅ Baboon

A scorned woman.

I don't even know the one to start with, I got many of them.

Why will you describe someone as an animal because you're no longer with the person? Even you that describes someone as an animal are you not the same animal because you're equally an ex.
Everyone have the right to choose who they want to stay with or leave, so learn to accept the people who stay with you and allow those who leave to go. If the person didn't leave how would you be able to have the person you stay with?

Hamster