Mental Release
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.

The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first.

"Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?'

The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful."

"Marvelous," said the head of the institution.

"Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists."

"Absolutely," said the head.

"Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution."

"An interesting possibility," said the head.

"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be a teakettle."

Aisha, ina kwana, bura maigida ya tashi lafiya kwa?

lmao he hasnt fully recovered

he still in his mental world

good piece  

ayusman BURA ka ce fa! an gaishe ka sarkin bura

Na gode so se

suna yakabi latalayasu, metulaguma mohjee

Success123, what ar u saying? Didnt i warn u about taking expired drugs mixed with too much Shepe

Ayusuman, Na ro ke ka da girman Allah Da Anebi, Kar ka sake mi ni Irin wana maganan Banzan

if i am using expire drug, then u are taking cocaine, cause i don't understand what u and aisha are saying,


matalafia anukudezua, alihalihalitu halanly, amoli answer biaho wasala

@AIsha

Na jiki, ki yi hakuri don Allah. Ban ze sake ba.

Na Hakura. Ya ka ke? Ka tashi lafiya ko?

mo gode Allah. Na tashi lafiya, ina aiki yanzu. Ki fa?

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@joke. . . really funny

@success. . . u're cracking me up the more

aisha2, abeg dnt turn the thread into whatever language u're speaking thread

aisha ya ki na jin haushin bura

kai amman kai anyusman ka dan bani mamaki

no shaking wattsup girl efuaaahhh muaaahhhh

lola nibolowa, kurakawalydia

tufe ciciclibakawualatayamari yariya

Clemcy, kai na miji ne ko na mace?

Ayusuman, Ne ma ina aiki. Na gaji, ina naman sabon aiki

aisha, gaskiya, kin ban dariya da wanang. good one.

@Brad, Na gode, ya aiki, ko makaranta ne?

@AIsha2
ki na aiki gwamnati ne?

Ba aikin Gobneti na ke yi ba ina aiki da NGO ne, Mai ya sa ka ke tambaya

Ba aikin Gobneti na ke yi ba ina aiki da NGO ne, Mai ya sa ka ke tambaya

ba komi, tambaya kwai. me ki ka karanta a makaranta?

Sociology Na karanta

ki da ga arewa ne?

Ya da su tambiya ma yawa haka, lafiya ko?

ka kiji haushi mana. na sha wande na seni ne? ba yawa

A a Ban ji hauchi ba, walahi. Ina dey sau in sani ne ko akai da lilin tambiyan nana

ina de access zuwa new aiki listings. Za ki ya aika mun email din ki?

Ina saurun sa wa ah nan, kar mutane su gani

ni ma ina saurau sa a nan, ina aiki a telecoms. Za ki aika zuwa email di nan a gida ayusman16@yahoo.com. zan duba a dare ina kai gida.