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This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 9:56pm On Oct 31, 2011
This man took his pregnant wife to the bush to harvest his palm nuts.

because the palm tree was very high, he had no other option but to climb it.since the wife was 7 months pregnant, the man asked her to stay a far distance away, and only come under the palm tree when she heard the sound "TUUUUUUU!" grin grin

SO THE wife stood a distance away but was hearing the sound of the cuts periodically, then some 5 minutes later, she heard the loud sound "Tuuuuuuuuuu!", so she said to her self, " oh, thank God, the palm fruit is down".
she rushed quickly to the tree with her basket to carry the fruit but. . . . . . . . , . . .




















was shocked to see the palm fruit firmly up on the tree with her husband on the ground grin grin grin grin grin grin grin







she laughed n laughed until she had a miscarriage! angry angry
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Emmyk(m): 10:08pm On Oct 31, 2011
cry
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by ARareGem(f): 10:13pm On Oct 31, 2011
You have such great skills at revamping.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2011
ARareGem:

You have such great skills at revamping.
thank you! kiss kiss
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by StudioCFR(m): 10:24pm On Oct 31, 2011
OP. .
If i call u a big fooool now, dem go say na biff
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by jaygiant(m): 4:18am On Nov 01, 2011
seriously?
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 6:28am On Nov 01, 2011
Studio CFR:

OP. .
If i call u a big fooool now, dem go say na biff

i never knew hernia had such serious brain effects! kai! cool cool cool
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bright007(f): 10:28am On Nov 01, 2011
*dis guy must hav lost fuckiiiiinnngg mind.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 10:49am On Nov 01, 2011
Ediots dont die, they have everlasting Eduodenum.an Ediot caling itself bright?


* spits *
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by sylve11: 10:53am On Nov 01, 2011
Bin Bin, don't u think u r the most intelligent dude in here, on the contrary? tongue grin grin grin grin cool
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bright007(f): 10:57am On Nov 01, 2011
One good thing about u is dat u are å disgrace to urself
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by sylve11: 11:07am On Nov 01, 2011
bright007:

One good thing about u is dat u are å disgrace to urself

hope u aren't refering to me, but in case u r . . then your father and mother ain't exempted, including your ancestors and for ur generations to come. don't have your time since u don't know that. nonsense. angry angry angry angry cool cool cool cool
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by oderemo(m): 11:33am On Nov 01, 2011
U nefa fail 2 disappoint me.imagine that 7mth preg was your unborn baby, wld u joke abt that, hediot like u.
Anyway your brain is upside down and u think only with your a.ss.
Next
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 11:50am On Nov 01, 2011
ode! when will u post ur own joke?





drunken FISH!
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Emmyk(m): 1:52pm On Nov 01, 2011
@poster, nice funnyless joke article. Buckle up!
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by oderemo(m): 2:14pm On Nov 01, 2011
U no say no be force to post joke. Your stupido jokes no make sense to fowl.dem put gun for yor head to post. u dey annoy nice guys for n.l by posting bloodklat jokes and i know it deliberate.
Wish i cld wrink your neck.

reading my things fall apart jeje. Page 50.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by badmrkt(m): 2:22pm On Nov 01, 2011
this shiiiit keeps flooding my screen wif crapsss.@op where'z d phuckn joke here?
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Agybabe(f): 5:42pm On Nov 01, 2011
I guess you had a very stressful day today because this joke is not funny to a drunkard let alone myself. I think this is a dream you had. Anyway i want to help you interprete it. It is about you and your wife in future. Please i want you to send my condolence to her in advance before, before, i repeat before going to farm anytime from now. Lmao. Please don't take it personal.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 5:42pm On Nov 01, 2011
ode remo:

U no say no be force  to post joke. Your stupido jokes no make sense to fowl.dem put gun for yor head to post.  u dey annoy nice guys for n.l by posting bloodklat jokes and i know it deliberate.
Wish i cld wrink your neck.

reading my things fall apart jeje. Page 50.



typical of kwashiorkor patients! sad sad sad sad angry angry grin angry grin angry angry
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 5:45pm On Nov 01, 2011
Agybabe:

I guess you had a very stressful day today because this joke is not funny to a drunkard let alone myself. I think this is a dream you had. Anyway i want to help you interprete it. It is about you and your wife in future. Please i want you to send my condolence to her in advance before, before, i repeat before going to farm anytime from now. Lmao. Please don't take it personal.


i now understand Madness has no CURE! grin grin grin
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Dabss(m): 6:37pm On Nov 01, 2011
Why are u guys so disappointed? This thread was created by bin gbagbo for christ sake!!
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Agybabe(f): 6:50pm On Nov 01, 2011
bin gbagbo:


i now understand Madness has no CURE! grin grin grin
but i can prescribe a compressant. Please i never meant to get on your nerves.
Da_b¤§§.:

Why are u guys so disappointed? This thread was created by bin gbagbo for christ sake!!
really? I never knew he could create something so funny on the contrary.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Dabss(m): 7:42pm On Nov 01, 2011
Agybabe:

really? I never knew he could create something so funny on the contrary.
even if i create a thread in jokes section wif a blank page, it will still be funny to u so u dont count.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Agybabe(f): 8:15pm On Nov 01, 2011
Now i get why a thread is called dumb.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 8:41pm On Nov 01, 2011
Agybabe:

Now i get why a thread is called dumb.
undecided undecided angry
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Agybabe(f): 10:10pm On Nov 01, 2011
Hello dear bin gbagbo!
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 11:15pm On Nov 01, 2011
hi my love, seriously i cant explain this my love 4 you! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by StudioCFR(m): 5:25am On Nov 02, 2011
Ode . Garri and Fufu Luv

mtchew
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Agybabe(f): 5:37am On Nov 02, 2011
rotflmao.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by bingbagbo(m): 6:35am On Nov 02, 2011
Studio CFR:

Ode . Garri and Fufu Luv

mtchew


jelous crazy Vulture! angry angry
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by Agybabe(f): 1:15pm On Nov 02, 2011
bin gbagbo:



jelous crazy Vulture! angry angry
of course, i know he won't get away with the way he just spoke to you.
Re: This Is How I Single-handedly Revamp Jokes Section! by StudioCFR(m): 1:25pm On Nov 02, 2011
Agybabe
is it true u dumped Jackpot for Sick gbagbo?

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