*rotfl* ..... And they say women have the corner on bitching and whining*chuckle*

All these rejection line are only given to kids yet to know their left from their right in the dating game, or to total and complete loosers. But never to an Alpha male. . Please no attacks its just #my opinion

BasseyJ:
Hmmmmm. It's saddening

I know. But I was joking, I hear those lines everyday

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
... >05. Don't bother him about his
movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: >
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes.......

baqina: Sometimes ago, I proposed to a girl. The first thing she said was
"Let me think about it". After 3 days, she said "have always seen u as a friend",
"Am not interested in relationship for now", "I have always seen u as my brother",
"I don't think we can spend the rest of our lives together", "thank you for
Everything u have done for me", " I know u love me but am not feeling it","May God give u a wife that will love and respect", "I hope this will not be the end of our friendship"
And finally, "can we still be friends".

I have stopped calling and sending text to her since she said ds but almost a year
now, she still calls to ask about my welfare.

She wants to be sure you are still sitting on the bench, as a reserve that you are, and have not entered the dressing room

seedord247:

You dont need to tell me you are not interested.. Your pic only can turn me to Usain bolt

Mumu...upload ur gf pic..betterstill yours nd mind u, m sexy, beautiful, hot nd i know it *i kno u gna chk again*...so i dnt need ugly guys nd frustrated guys like u, to define my look x...so fk off!

The truth is, those lines might mean what you said or might be the opposite
I have told a guy that I really and sincerely want to be with that 'I am sorry i can't date you because I don't want to lose what we share'
Pfttt! fronting noni. Ego never allowed me to admit it, but he was damn too intelligent to be tricked by that
Study the opposite s*x carefully and you will know exactly what they mean when they say it in an indirect form

Becacia_Barbie:
Mumu...upload ur gf pic..betterstill yours nd mind u, m sexy, beautiful, hot nd i know it *i kno u gna chk again*...so i dnt need ugly guys nd frustrated guys like u, to define my look x...so fk off!

i knew it.. you definitely upload another pic... your neck is as long as giraffe neck

they will need to add you 3 times to match my GF.... mind you... i got 10 GF.

am gonna upload the ugliest one.

You are ugly and you know it.

[quote author=seedord247]

i knew it.. you definitely upload another pic... your neck is as long as giraffe neck

they will to add you 3 times to match my GF.... mind you... i got 10 GF.

am gonna upload the ugliest one.

You are ugly and you know it.

What is this?

I can neva get dis replies...thank God 4 "sweet mouth" and "touch and follow" ..dats wad up.

got handed number 1 recently

This is funny. Just accept and tell him you need to upgrade your wardrobe asap, i trust guys...they know wt to do next

elrony: I can neva get dis replies...thank God 4 "sweet mouth" and "touch and follow" ..dats wad up.

Abi o.

SpicyMimi: This is funny. Just accept and tell him you need to upgrade your wardrobe asap, i trust guys...they know wt to do next

U never jam

mascot87: Space booked for comment #going to the toilet,I will b back#

yea, I don show. @ topic: All this shit / craps are meant for broke dudes not loaded dudes. If you've got cash you will hear things like; you look much like lynxx ( meaning you are handsome),where do you reside? oooh, I will be coming to that area tomorrow ( meaning I will check on you ) , How many sisters do you have ( I want to know your family members ) ,where are you going now ( I won't mind to come along with you).

verry true!!! Lmfao @ how many sisters do you have'' reminds me of me...kiddn

k2039: I refuse to be friend zoned

lmfao! Most of u already are....

J12:

U never jam

Jam wetin?

J12:

Abi o.

Na d way o

But you know they can't say this to the bad guys. Bad guys rock!

dirtymoney:

Top 10 Female rejection lines...
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?
5. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
6. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.
10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.

No. 10 is my favourite

SpicyMimi:
No. 10 is my favourite

must quote the entire post..... whats wrong with you self?

otodeluxe: But you know they can't say this to the bad guys. Bad guys rock!

Hmmm...some badt guys got the magic to turn us on, even when we dont want to...thats why i dont like hanging out with badt dudes, you endup falling for them evn when you dont want to.

seedord247:

must quote the entire post..... whats wrong with you self?

Huh? And who r u by the way? Is it in anyway affecting ur life? Plz i need to know.

SpicyMimi:
Huh? And who r u by the way? Is it in anyway affecting ur life? Plz i need to know.

You must be somehow retarrded.... stop all this ya discombobulated advertisement and let meaningful comments comes in.

SpicyMimi:
Jam wetin?

Erm. . . Tuface

dirtymoney:

Top 10 Female rejection lines...
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?
5. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
6. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.
7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.
10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.

Lmfaoo! @ No. 8
you see the truth is, we cant date every guy that walks up to us, cause if we do...you guys are gonna be whinning and ranting abt us as being a cheat nd also a flirt. So when we r in a rship, we have to turn some of you down. The problem is most u dont understand this, nd you know why? You guys are verry selfish! A guy was really disturbing me, nd i told him i wsnt single, next thing he told me ws that..and so? How am i sure my guy aint cheating on me? Nd i asked 'if u were my guy would you allw me to cheat on you? And he couldnt reply..smh selfish human beings! Thats why most of us dont mind choppn ur money! Most guys actually prefer to be fooled.

seedord247:

You must be somehow retarrded.... stop all this ya discombobulated advertisement and let meaningful comments comes in.

Oh! It annoys u so much?? Meaningful you mean? What meaningful comment have u urself posted here? Your last post was actually an insult to someone...so tellme how ve u also contributed to this topic? Infant go and sleep jawe!

J12:

Erm. . . Tuface

awh! You just soften my heart, by the mention of 2face..*smiles* that guy is really sweet.

SpicyMimi:
Oh! It annoys u so much?? Meaningful you mean? What meaningful comment have u urself posted here? Your last post was actually an insult to someone...so tellme how ve u also contributed to this topic? Infant go and sleep jawe!

who's Infant?

sleep by this time of the day...... You berra open ya window for wind to pass into that hole.

Mr Exxell: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
... >05. Don't bother him about his
movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: >
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes.......

Gosh! Your woman must be damn Lucky! You sure know ow to treat a girl right...

seedord247:

who's Infant?

sleep by this time of the day...... You berra open ya window for wind to pass into that hole.

You are the infant, minor, kid wareva! Just get the Bleep off..you silly thing.

SpicyMimi:
You are the infant, minor, kid wareva! Just get the Bleep off..you silly thing.

shut up.. You bum tiny a$$$ b1tch.. Aint no nigga giving ya ugly monkey face a time here.

just trolling up and down lookin for pay as you go.