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The Pregnant Blonde by Busta(f): 4:42pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
The Pregnant Blonde The other day my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy, but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy!" She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew? She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!" |
Re: The Pregnant Blonde by clemcykul(f): 10:45am On Feb 22, 2008 |
foolish blonde *lafter* |
Re: The Pregnant Blonde by kronkykay(m): 12:11pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
na waoh . . . . . i hope say tollu no go do like this oh. . . . . |
Re: The Pregnant Blonde by ituen(m): 3:27pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
;d |
Re: The Pregnant Blonde by Migines(m): 3:30pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Ha ha ha |
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