I believe we all have something funny to share especially when we are new in a foreign country. I start by sharing mines
I remember the first week i landed in Chicago, then i dont know anything abt their currency, especially coins. I went to a grocery store, bought something of abt $20.25, gave d cashier $50 bill, and he asked if i have a quarter so he can gimme $30 change. I remembered i had some coins in my pocket that i dont even know their worth, and i just packed a load of coins and threw it on the cashier's table to pick which he needs, I remembered he only picked one coin and gave me back my loads, and the other guy behind me was just laughing at the scene. Since then, it never happened again .
Make it fun by sharing urs too

Guy, u fall hand o!
U no de watch film ni, abi u no knw say quater na 1/4 meaning .25..

U seem not to understand, every one knows quarter is .25, but don't know which of d coins I have on me is a quarter cos I haven't really known much abt their coins

Duh!! Yeah!! The one that has 'quarter' written on it!