CRIZZY and SLEAKID goin head to head in the few early battles of 2013

So here's how its gonna go down
STATED HOUSE RULES
-20lines(10bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed

-the rapper with the highest vote in the next 48 hours after deadline takes the win

-Both verses should be posted before 12am
Friday 04 january 2012.
VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery - 2points
-punchlines - 2points
-metaphors - 2points
-personals - 2points
-multies - 1point
-wordplay - 2points
-flow - 1point
-opener - 1point
-closer - 1point
-creativity - 2point

Kill or βε̲ Killed

Sleakid, Crizzy check in

Ooops.. Checked

In mayne!. . .sleakid. . .uhn . . .ah gat linez to kill time. . .dead clocks. . .

Oooops.. Tiz even before 12a.m..
Damn aite i gatit

Sleaky sleaky!. . .itz time. . .b4 12.am. . .expect me to stump ur corridor!. . .f.uck You!

crizzy: Sleaky sleaky!. . .itz time. . .b4 12.am. . .expect me to stump ur corridor!. . .f.uck You!

Biter!

mikuz:
Biter!

hmmmn. . .nd wah do u call sleakid??. . .a n0n biter. . .#smh

Crizzy i wanted to take diz shidd friendly with you bt seems you too bbitchy to respect my behaviour... Before 12a.m u sure gon see the gangster side of me.. Bbitch

crizzy:

hmmmn. . .nd wah do u call sleakid??. . .a n0n biter. . .#smh

How does he (Sleakid) come into this? Was he the one who wrote the said bitten lines for you?

sleakid: Crizzy i wanted to take diz shidd friendly with you bt seems you too bbitchy to respect my behaviour... Before 12a.m u sure gon see the gangster side of me.. Bbitch

im a biter. . .now everybody knwz...im a vampire at itz best stage!. . .f.uck you!. . .yo' gon end up like pac and biGgie!. . .i promise u dat. . .bbiatch!!!

mikuz:
How does he (Sleakid) come into this? Was he the one who wrote the said bitten lines for you?

ah already. . .apologised. . .anythIn else??. . .ah told u wat to do.. . .#head b0wed

Today's the day..
Just prepare yah bars while i prepare mine.. I no get time to dey follow m0j0 talk

sleakid: Today's the day..
Just prepare yah bars while i prepare mine.. I no get time to dey follow m0j0 talk

u knw wah??. . .na all d barz wey mikuz used. . .in d battle btw mikuz vz sleakid. . .na him i go use. . .la la la. . .yo' DEAD!

crizzy:

u knw wah??. . .na all d barz wey mikuz used. . .in d battle btw mikuz vz sleakid. . .na him i go use. . .la la la. . .yo' DEAD!

. U be real fool.. As u enter mikuz vs sleakid, u see any bar? If you like tell modenine to ghostwrite for u... U'l still loose diz just as u lost for murphy.. Mumu

sleakid: . U be real fool.. As u enter mikuz vs sleakid, u see any bar? If you like tell modenine to ghostwrite for u... U'l still loose diz just as u lost for murphy.. Mumu

oh M0FO!. . .wen would u ever think right?? . . .u knw wah?. . .i take hitz . . .i dont bark. . .olosHi!

LMFAO OHHHHH, hahahahhahaha, i enta hia, tinkin say una don post una verses because i see 15posts, only 2 land dey see una exchange of insults, LOL. . . .dis brawl go swit die, make we see hu go die 1st! LOL

e-Iceberg:
LMFAO OHHHHH, hahahahhahaha, i enta hia, tinkin say una don post una verses because i see 15posts, only 2 land dey see una exchange of insults, LOL. . . .dis brawl go swit die, make we see hu go die 1st! LOL

Ode! Who iv u?

murphysmallz:

Ode! Who iv u?

lwkmd. . .murphy leave am nau. . .hez ma h0mie. . .abeg free d small boy.. . .

crizzy:

lwkmd. . .murphy leave am nau. . .hez ma h0mie. . .abeg free d small
boy.. . .

dese two BITERS, and MOFOS, and OAFS, and DUNCES, and DOLTS, and
E-DIOTS, and FOOLS, and BUFFOONS, just dey blab, u two shud get a life,
av won u murphy, and maybe dat flawless beating wasnt enuf for u!. . .u
crizzy, hu is ur homie?? i can neva be a homie of one stupid, indolent,
and appaling BITER!!!!! maybe u 2 shud just collaborate and go to
streets, hawk satchet water, dats d perfect job for u both... dnt come
hia nd exchange posts wit d.ope heads...
FUCKERS!!

Pls abeg stop all this, crizzy already apoloogised, let's 4get it abeg......
Let's stop it

e-Iceberg:


dese two BITERS, and MOFOS, and OAFS, and DUNCES, and DOLTS, and
E-DIOTS, and FOOLS, and BUFFOONS, just dey blab, u two shud get a life,
av won u murphy, and maybe dat flawless beating wasnt enuf for u!. . .u
crizzy, hu is ur homie?? i can neva be a homie of one stupid, indolent,
and appaling BITER!!!!! maybe u 2 shud just collaborate and go to
streets, hawk satchet water, dats d perfect job for u both... dnt come
hia nd exchange posts wit d.ope heads...
FUCKERS!!

berg! . . .u dissapointed. . .me...ah gat nufn against u...yo' ma man...no hate. . .im a biter, nd ah c/o u. . .thankz!

#1 love

CRIZZ TAKE 20SHOTS


BRAGGIN RIGHTS..
Best know ima beast wit my fists and i top list/
But you THE-BBITCH-HEN who spits RUBBISH-MEHN.. So just "lay on ya bed" lyk a bbitch fowl.. Niqqa abeg sleep/

FACT IS...
to liv dz GEEK-IN-SCARS, i'l STICK-HIS-AS$ wit diz "thread" lyk i spit THICK-GLUE-BARS/
Coz he a WACK-BROS, only time he'z been a "CRACK-BOSS" was wen he was left in 'fractures'/ -crack bus

UNFORTUNATELY
he also DUMB-WITH-SCRIPTS and barely COME-WITH-HITS/
So wen he's on any bout, we "see mini flow" and i aint talkin "mickey's bbitch" on period/ -minnie flow

NOW LISTEN BBITCH
If itz battle on paper, Am still ddoper while ur a joker/
Wit sharp lyrics, i'l modify my lines wit d blood of dz nerd so i culd be "read"/ -red

BUT THEN
Am LANDING-HEAVY-PUNCHES to hav diz fake BRANDED-IN-CLUTCHES/
Quickly HIT-THIS-FAGG then SPLIT-HIS-BACK leaving him in "rows" lyk he fell on flowers/ -rose

THAT MEANS
Before we started brawling, diz bbitch has already fallen/
So if he gets "to awake" after diz bout.. Must be "2 Jehovah's witness books" he's abt possessing/ -2awakes

SO I LAFF
When u WEAR-A-CONDOM to protect yaself from my fists.. Bt wen i TEAR-YA-SCROTUM,
Twill sure make yah 'balls roll' lyk we 'bowling'/

FUNNY ENOUGH...
You culd go on ANY-COST/ to win MURPHY's-BURST.. How fair is dat?/
u aint just wack.. You also black and Only "crizz" we know is "brown"/ -chris brown

THE PICTURE IS CLEAR..
Only time diz fool 'took SHOTS' was wen he "bit NINE'/
So ima get him stucked lyk traffic jam/ as i smash hiz eyes wit a web cam....

ADVICE...
The way you come wit unwanted bars, We know ur un-gifted lyk poor kids on xmas/
So BRAT-PRO, next time u see sick vets talkin battles.. Just "lean back" lyk FAT-JOE...
oNe

Microphone check
microphone check 1,2...d biter about to spit. . .so err'body. . .come and wash sleak. . .dirt!...tryna make sure my reply will. . .tryna jack robb for his mack job

LMAO, . . .pls afta dis brawl, sumone shud ask me wat sleak just did . . . .

Sup with this rretard...? Bbitch post ya wack verse jor abi u scared twont match mine?
If u like flip.. Fool

[b]Dreaming of the day when i got green paper, go to uk, got poundz lyk a fat teenager <criz singing underground>
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Leggo!
On a "HARD DRIVE"? 'STOP YA BRAKES....im servin' enough slaughter for ya to "WATCH YA PLATES"...coz ur 'coffin' in threads makin' it easy to "BOX YA PLACE"....htf! U gonna 'TOP A GREAT??' coz 'Dissiszit!...y serial wins bout to Break-fast after i witness ya fake-aa...sss get spooned and freeze tagged. . .w/e ya face got FROST IN <phroxen> FLAKES//
Ur mother was a b.itch whose legs open and close more than a door....she likez up and down on d floor. . .get it??
yo' nid a plan B... Like ur mum needed a plan B when her stomach waz empty... Everybody knws your birth certificate is an apology from the c.ondom factory...//
yo' so ugly! Wen u popped out, the doctor said aww! What a treasure. . .and ur mum said yea! Letz bury it....hahahahah
i just beat-u-to-death...heat-u-to-melt with weapons that eat thorugh the flesh. .. .meatz lookz lyk fresh. . .get it//
i could stable a calender to ur skul nd still wont carry d day...i crush medulla oblongatas to leave u breathless....yo' must be twice tyson, coz yo' too gay...//
my barz are neurotic !haha! Ur girl rappin' to my d!ckophone...im about to explode in her mouth like a f.uckin' drone....
At the line of scrimmage, u tryna fyn d end zone, i f.uck d same bitch that put u in her friend zone!...
Kid! Yo' wouldnt have dope wordplay, if u spelt weed on scrabble....im crizzy nt chris...so ah aint brown. . .#lma0...time to force wordplay as 'Hooker does, ya drive?? Took a sHOVE cuz wherever S-leak "s-car-got" <escargot> will be full of slugs...
think s-could-bar?<escobar> im hearing "nahs" he aint good-enough?...so, we'll see if ya "ETHER NETWORKS" wen i pull the plug..//
i'j hit u so fast in the mouth and sink ur teeth in ur jaw...u wont be able to eat sh!tt, nt even malt...
Then yo' think bout me;; i beat u think!...call dat food for thought...//
your little honour...ur bicycle has got a seat belt...i do d talkin' while u do d listening. . .oh please. . .
Waz considering u...nt until u horn at a traffic light. ,oh geez!. ,
ur g.f..raising plankardz calling me her hero. . .s-leak! Yo on zero lease. . .//
my lines proving prevalance, exploding as nitrogen/trinitrophenymethxlnitramine. . .televisionary flicks personified. . .revolutionary acts ostracised. . .//
guns stay in my jeans<genes> like itz family remblence. . .duh!!...
U knw wah ah did to ur niece!. . .
All-thats-left-of-ur-niece-is-a-piece-of-her-doll. . . .and all-thatz-left-of-her-puppy-is-a-leash-and-ah-paw ...//
i hit u so fast with dah IV, and i aint talk Dah roman numeral four. . .
Im talking dag i.v dat leadz to da funeral floor....i put sleak in box. . .call it acient aircraft. . .no museunz though. . .just six feet of dirt. . .and u anit coming back!! [/b]

c-max. . .#shout out to all vetz. . .

VERDICTS PLEASE

Sleak. . .ah waz only joking. . .o!. . .if yo' WIN or i do. . .dat doesnt mean. . .we aint friendz. . .plz plz plz. . .#datz wah rap doez to u

Crizz sup with u? Just read ya verse few minutes ago, now u've modified it and added extra lines...
Anyways i no still get ya time.. If u like spit ya life history

sleakid: Sup with this rretard...? Bbitch post ya wack verse jor abi u scared twont match mine?
If u like flip.. Fool

brawl z over bro. . .we aint gon be doin' a PAC nd BIGGIE. . .right here. . .plz..we best buddies

sleakid: Crizz sup with u? Just read ya verse few minutes ago, now u've modified it and added extra lines...
Anyways i no still get ya time.. If u like spit ya life history

lmao. . .nt 20 verse b4 nau. . .ma life history longer than ur fam. History. . .