3 rats were arguing abt who got more swag. Near them is a pregnant sleeping cat.
1st rat: i climb on top of that cat 20 times bt natin happen.
2nd rat: mtscheew, is dat all u can do? I hosted a party on one cat down d road nd it couldnt touch us a bit.
3rd rat: is that all u both can do? Una c d cat wey dey pregnant there? Na me giv am belle, na my pikin dey 4 d belle.
So nairalanders, who got more swag? *winks*