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Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 11:39pm On Jan 03, 2013
Noticing Nigeria's wastefulness, slow, corruption cultured, and BACKWARDS CUNT LEADERS it's my conclusion that Nigeria is not a nation but a mere geological expression GIANT OF AFRICA MY ANUS!!!! grin grin grin THE TRUE GIANTS ARE : GHANA, SOUTH AFRICA, KENYA, ETHIOPIA, MOROCCO THE REAL MOVERS AND SHAKERS OF THE CONTINENT AND THIS SHITBAG EXPRESSION CANT EVEN PASS USEFUL LEGISLATION ALL OF THEM WILL PERISH ALONG WITH THE DYSFUNCTIONAL AFRICAN STATE ! USELESS PLACE IT SHOULD BE BLOWN OFF THE MAP! cool THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE WORLD SEE PEACE I ADVICE ALL PEOPLE LIVING IN THE EXPRESSION CALLED NIGERIA SHOULD MAKE PLANS AND RESIDE IN A FUNCTIONING EUROPEAN, ASIAN, NORTH AMERICAN, SOUTH AMERICA OR EVEN ANOTHER PROPERLY FUNCTIONING AFRICAN COUNTRY SUCH AS THE TRUE GIANTS LISTED ABOVE EVEN SOMALIA SELF IS SAFER DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR !
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 11:41pm On Jan 03, 2013
Ofonagoro :
Noticing Nigeria's wastefulness, slow, corruption cultured, and BACKWARDS CUNT LEADERS it's my conclusion that Nigeria is not a nation but a mere geological expression GIANT OF AFRICA MY ANUS!!!! grin grin grin THE TRUE GIANTS ARE : GHANA, SOUTH AFRICA, KENYA, ETHIOPIA, MOROCCO THE REAL MOVERS AND SHAKERS OF THE CONTINENT AND THIS SHITBAG EXPRESSION CANT EVEN PASS USEFUL LEGISLATION ALL OF THEM WILL PERISH ALONG WITH THE DYSFUNCTIONAL AFRICAN STATE ! USELESS PLACE IT SHOULD BE BLOWN OFF THE MAP! cool THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE WORLD SEE PEACE I ADVICE ALL PEOPLE LIVING IN THE EXPRESSION CALLED NIGERIA SHOULD MAKE PLANS AND RESIDE IN A FUNCTIONING EUROPEAN, ASIAN, NORTH AMERICAN, SOUTH AMERICA OR EVEN ANOTHER PROPERLY FUNCTIONING AFRICAN COUNTRY SUCH AS THE TRUE GIANTS LISTED ABOVE EVEN SOMALIA SELF IS SAFER DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR !

bro, naija is giant o, never mind all these nonsense going on now.
go home, drink a very good palm wine, eat some isi ewu or nkwobi,
sigh and then take another look.

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jan 03, 2013
I will do it in the comfort and security of MAMA AMERICA grin
re@lchange:


bro, naija is giant o, never mind all these nonsense going on now.
go home, drink a very good palm wine, eat some isi ewu or nkwobi,
sigh and then take another look.
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 11:45pm On Jan 03, 2013
Ofonagoro :
I will do it in the comfort and security of MAMA AMERICA grin

ya, i agree bros
sometimes i miss naija though
everything is fresh there including corruption cheesy

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 11:50pm On Jan 03, 2013
CORRUPTION IS MADE FRESH EVERYDAY OO NEVER WILL I STEP FOOT ON THE SOIL OF THAT DISGRACE CALLED NIGERIA
re@lchange:


ya, i agree bros
sometimes i miss naija though
everything is fresh there including corruption cheesy
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jan 03, 2013
Ofonagoro :
CORRUPTION IS MADE FRESH EVERYDAY OO NEVER WILL I STEP FOOT ON THE SOIL OF THAT DISGRACE CALLED NIGERIA

naija go get beta one day. don't ask me when though cheesy cheesy
i luv america too, but i miss naija once in a while
nigeria is a giant waiting to assert
no more no less
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Alxmyr(m): 12:27am On Jan 04, 2013
All these lazy dish-washing, taxi driving, nannies will not continue living in their cold huts they call home in wherever they are hiding and stop talking trash about Nigeria.

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by PaulJohn1: 12:33am On Jan 04, 2013
Alxmyr: All these lazy dish-washing, taxi driving, nannies will not continue living in their cold huts they call home in wherever they are hiding and stop talking trash about Nigeria.

WTF angry
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 12:34am On Jan 04, 2013
I'm talking from my 4 bed 2.4 bath 2,500 sqft home in White Plains,NY IN MAMA AMERICA SO FOOL HOLD YOUR MOUTH grin with 24-hr electricity clean water and safe ROADS U MONKEY THE ROADS IN WHITE PLAINS WONT ABSORB YOUR VEHICLE ON THE ROAD STAY IN NIGERIA WHERE NOTHING WORKS I ADVISE YOU BOOK A FLIGHT AND DROP YOUR UNVALUEABLE NIGERIAN CITIZENSHIP AND PICK UP ONE WITH ACTUAL VALUE AND PRESTIGE
Alxmyr: All these lazy dish-washing, taxi driving, nannies will not continue living in their cold huts they call home in wherever they are hiding and stop talking trash about Nigeria.
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 12:42am On Jan 04, 2013
Ofonagoro :
I'm talking from my 4 bed 2.4 bath 2,500 sqft home in White Plains,NY IN MAMA AMERICA SO FOOL HOLD YOUR MOUTH grin

Thats right bruv. Writing from my work at Westlake Village, Thousand Oaks California. grin

When I still dey naija and I dey find work, I sent up to 500 applications in about 2 months but no single call. This afternoon, because I wanted a change in location, I started applying for new jobs. I had sent only 3 applications when not up to 10 minutes later, I got 2 phone calls from 2 companies wantimg to interview me.

Yet some people will say that Nigeria is better than US. Thunder fire anybody who makes that useless comment on nairaland again.

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Afam4eva(m): 12:44am On Jan 04, 2013
^^^LOL grin grin grin
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 12:47am On Jan 04, 2013
re@lchange:


naija go get beta one day. don't ask me when though cheesy cheesy
i luv america too, but i miss naija once in a while
nigeria is a giant waiting to assert
no more no less

Mu he he he he he he he!

Naija will better after devil's lifetime grin
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 12:47am On Jan 04, 2013
LMAOO YEAAA BROOOO SPEAK SPEAK grin THESE USELESS NAIRALANDERS THINK THAT THE DAMAGE DONE IN THE GEOLOGICAL EXPRESSION CAN BE REVERSED LMAO MONKEYS LET THEM BOOK FLIGHT AND LEAVE QUICK OO JOB DEY EVERYWHERE OO
pDude:

Thats right bruv. Writing from my work at Westlake Village, Thousand Oaks California. grin

When I still dey naija and I dey find work, I sent up to 500 applications in about 2 months but no single call. This afternoon, because I wanted a change in location, I started applying for new jobs. I had sent only 3 applications when not up to 10 minutes later, I got 2 phone calls from 2 companies wantimg to interview me.

Yet some people will say that Nigeria is better than US. Thunder fire anybody who makes that useless comment on nairaland again.
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 12:55am On Jan 04, 2013
Ofonagoro :
LMAOO YEAAA BROOOO SPEAK SPEAK grin THESE USELESS NAIRALANDERS THINK THAT THE DAMAGE DONE IN THE GEOLOGICAL EXPRESSION CAN BE REVERSED LMAO MONKEYS LET THEM BOOK FLIGHT AND LEAVE QUICK OO JOB DEY EVERYWHERE OO

Leave them let them be opening their rotten mouths to yarn balls. Job dey yanfu-yanfu for US o! Na only lazy man and akata dey always complain say "oyibo is holding the black man down". Nonsense and ingredients.

See as my skin don fresh and my eye whey red before because of naija sufferhead don dey white. See as I don dey take style resemble akata grin

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 12:55am On Jan 04, 2013
And you guys thought it wise to open a thread, simply to rubbish the country of your birth? Like really?
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by PaulJohn1: 12:59am On Jan 04, 2013
Yeye people
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by cockyjay: 1:01am On Jan 04, 2013
*Comes in, sees crack-heads all over the place, walks out of the thread while watching his back* Wrong thread. Seems these guys are drunk early in the morning lipsrsealed
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 1:07am On Jan 04, 2013
IF YOU DONT LIKE WELL BRODA THE TRUTH HURTS ITS A USELESS COUNTRY FOR USELESS PPL YOU DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE EVERY MORNING YOU OPEN YOUR EYES IN SUCH A bleeped UP COUNTRY
cockyjay: *Comes in, sees crack-heads all over the place, walks out of the thread while watching his back* Wrong thread. Seems these guys are drunk early in the morning lipsrsealed
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 1:21am On Jan 04, 2013
Ofonagoro :
IF YOU DONT LIKE WELL BRODA THE TRUTH HURTS ITS A USELESS COUNTRY FOR USELESS PPL YOU DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE EVERY MORNING YOU OPEN YOUR EYES IN SUCH A bleeped UP COUNTRY

My broda, naija is a phocked up place. When I was still in Aba, if you see wetin my eye see, you go pity me. Nor be say I go night school o! Na UI I go o! See the lean bar wey company dey pay me. I nor even get money to buy generator talkless of fuel.

Na so mosquito almost suck all the blood wey dey my body. See dirty environment everywhere with dirty village people. Chai! Small time the landlord will come and collect nepa bill money when I no dey see light.

The one wey vex me pass na one day some people came to my compound to come and collect money for tarring our street. Kai! USELESS NAIJA GOVT! Na me go still use my money tar my street. Chai! Sickness almost kill me for Aba o! From typhoid to food poisoning to ear infections, all due to dirty Aba water and enviromment.

Come see me now. You go fear cheesy

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by PaulJohn1: 1:29am On Jan 04, 2013
grin
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by cockyjay: 1:30am On Jan 04, 2013
Ofonagoro :
IF YOU DONT LIKE WELL BRODA THE TRUTH HURTS ITS A USELESS COUNTRY FOR USELESS PPL YOU DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE EVERY MORNING YOU OPEN YOUR EYES IN SUCH A bleeped UP COUNTRY
oh really? The honest people making a killing in this country are aliens I don't have anything against the people travelling out of the country but u guys went too far. Nigeria is not hopeless. The change is coming. People are hungry for it and i know it will come. If u can't see anything good in your country then u really don't deserve to be called a Nigerian. I don't even see you as one.

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 1:32am On Jan 04, 2013
AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED I'M AN AMERCIAN !! IM NOT A NIGERIAN IT''S A USELESS CITIZENSHIP WHEN IS THIS CHANGE COMING? NEVA IT'S NOT NIGERIAN CULTURE TO CHANGE FOR THE GOOD
cockyjay: oh really? The honest people making a killing in this country are aliens I don't have anything against the people travelling out of the country but u guys went too far. Nigeria is not hopeless. The change is coming. People are hungry for it and i know it will come. If u can't see anything good in your country then u really don't deserve to be called a Nigerian. I don't even see you as one.
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 1:34am On Jan 04, 2013
cockyjay: oh really? The honest people making a killing in this country are aliens I don't have anything against the people travelling out of the country but u guys went too far. Nigeria is not hopeless. The change is coming. People are hungry for it and i know it will come. If u can't see anything good in your country then u really don't deserve to be called a Nigerian. I don't even see you as one.


Since my father's days, the change has been coming. Today, that change is still coming o!

Oh wait! The change is here! GEJ is the change cheesy

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 1:36am On Jan 04, 2013
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Alxmyr: All these lazy dish-washing, taxi driving, nannies will not continue living in their cold huts they call home in wherever they are hiding and stop talking trash about Nigeria.

Gbam!
If you know how many are one paycheck away from homelessness
How many live in war zones with bullets flying like they were in Biafra grin
How many live on government assistance
How many are up to their eyeballs in debt,financing everything including the sofa in their living room

Those are the ones we don't hear about and they are plenty
Not knowing where their next meal may come from
Many are hiding from the police and the authorities lest they be deported
Some have been here donkey years and lost all key family members in Naija and cannot go for the funeral because once they step out no return
No papers

They won't tell you the 500 pound American woman their mother's age they married for green card
And the strange things they needed to do to get her to cooperate at each step

Don't mind them

The ones in Europe and UK are worse sef
Most of them live in the ajegunke and Mushin of London where gangs rule the street at night and day
Where gun shots ring out like knock outs on Christmas day
All of them dey abroad

The dead body washers
The store cleaners
The kabu kabu drivers
Ndi night watchmen aka maiguard
The 7 eleven gas station grave yard shift workers, how many have we buried when they are shot at the job?
The ones packing frozen chicken for job when every sane person is sleeping
There are Nigerians sef who cut grass with cutlass for a living,washing dishes in group homes or looking after mad people kpa kpa
All na abroad o

Shall we talk about the criminals languishing in jail
The 419ers
The credit card rackets
The Medicare fraud ones
Insurance deals gone burst

One confessed to us that he had to do male ashawo work sef at a time to survive

Servicing all sorts and his clientele grew because of the myth of black men
Will any nigerian admit to that openly?

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Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by cockyjay: 1:36am On Jan 04, 2013
pDude:


Since my father's days, the change has been coming. Today, that change is still coming o!

Oh wait! The change is here! GEJ is the change cheesy
you sound very naive to me.
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by zerocool(m): 1:39am On Jan 04, 2013
We understand Nigeria is so bad, even from the number of applicants lined up in all the various embassies in the country. Right here, I visited the UK consulate and lo, and behold!.. I was the only applicant at 9am. Whereas in Nigeria my motherland, visa applicants will be there from 4am. Damn!!!

The number of visa lottery entries is also alarming.. Lol. Nigeria oh Nigeria!!

The second highest number of foreign trained medical doctors who were removed from the UK General Medical Register about 2 days ago were NIGERIAN DOCTORS trained in NIGERIA! Haha!! That explains the standard of education.

Country where a Governor gets sick, there is no good hospital to treat him in, except he is transferred abroad. Country that spends 60 BILLION NAIRA for mobile phones for FARMERS!!! HA!!

Country that announced even before the Year 2013 started that 178 BILLION NAIRA will be BORROWED in 2013 to effectively run the economy....that is even 1 year after SUBSIDY REMOVAL. SMH

Nigeria..
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by dayokanu(m): 1:45am On Jan 04, 2013
Pdude

Stop lying your eye wey still red like zobo drink
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Nobody: 1:52am On Jan 04, 2013
THANK YOUU
zerocool: We understand Nigeria is so bad, even from the number of applicants lined up in all the various embassies in the country. Right here, I visited the UK consulate and lo, and behold!.. I was the only applicant at 9am. Whereas in Nigeria my motherland, visa applicants will be there from 4am. Damn!!!

The number of visa lottery entries is also alarming.. Lol. Nigeria oh Nigeria!!

The second highest number of foreign trained medical doctors who were removed from the General Medical Register about 2 days ago were NIGERIAN DOCTORS trained in NIGERIA! Haha!!

Country where a Governor gets sick, there is no good hospital to treat him in, except he is transferred abroad. Country that spends 60 BILLION NAIRA for mobile phones for FARMERS!!! HA!!

Country that announced even before the Year 2013 started that 178 BILLION NAIRA will be BORROWED in 2013....that is even after SUBSIDY REMOVAL. SMH

Nigeria..
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by Olaposij(m): 2:04am On Jan 04, 2013
babyosisi: ,

Gbam!
If you know how many are one paycheck away from homelessness
How many live in war zones with bullets flying like they were in Biafra grin
How many live on government assistance
How many are up to their eyeballs in debt,financing everything including the sofa in their living room

Those are the ones we don hear about and they are plenty
Not knowing where their next meal may come from
Many are hiding from the police and the authorities lest they be deported
Some have been here donkey years and lost all key family members in Naija and cannot go for the funeral because once they step out no return
No papers

They won't tell you the 500 pound American woman they married fir green card
And they strange things they needed to do to get her to cooperate

Don't mind them

The ones in Europe and UK are worse sef
Most f them live in the ajegunke and Mushin in London where gangs rule the street at night and day
Where gun shots ring out like knock outs on Christmas day
All of them dey abroad

The dead body washers
The store cleaners
The kabu kabu drivers
Ndi night watchen man aka maiguard
The 7 eleven grave yard shift workers
The ones packing frozen chicken for job when every sane person is sleeping
There are Nigerians sef who cut grass with cutlass for a living,washing dishes in group homes or looking after mad people
All na abroad o

Shall we talk about the criminals languishing in jail
The 419ers
The credit card rackets
The Medicare fraud ones
Insurance deals gone burst

One confessed to us that he had to do male ashawo work sef at a time to survive
Servicing all sorts and he his clientele grew because of the myth of black men
Will any nigerian admit to that openly?

tell them joor! 90% of Nigerians living in the US do menial jobs and live from hand τ̲̅ȍ mouth.. The other 10% who manage τ̲̅ȍ get white collar jobs are buried in debts, bills, taxes and child support... The funny thing is the successful ones don't blow their trumpets, its the stowaways without proper papers that scream 'i hate Nigeria, i love america'.. Don't even get M̶̲̅ε̲ started on nigerians in UK n d rest of europe...
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by zerocool(m): 2:10am On Jan 04, 2013
babyosisi: ,

Gbam!
If you know how many are one paycheck away from homelessness
How many live in war zones with bullets flying like they were in Biafra grin
How many live on government assistance
How many are up to their eyeballs in debt,financing everything including the sofa in their living room

Those are the ones we don't hear about and they are plenty
Not knowing where their next meal may come from
Many are hiding from the police and the authorities lest they be deported
Some have been here donkey years and lost all key family members in Naija and cannot go for the funeral because once they step out no return
No papers

They won't tell you the 500 pound American woman their mother's age they married for green card
And the strange things they needed to do to get her to cooperate at each step

Don't mind them

The ones in Europe and UK are worse sef
Most of them live in the ajegunke and Mushin of London where gangs rule the street at night and day
Where gun shots ring out like knock outs on Christmas day
All of them dey abroad

The dead body washers
The store cleaners
The kabu kabu drivers
Ndi night watchmen aka maiguard
The 7 eleven gas station grave yard shift workers, how many have we buried when they are shot at the job?
The ones packing frozen chicken for job when every sane person is sleeping
There are Nigerians sef who cut grass with cutlass for a living,washing dishes in group homes or looking after mad people kpa kpa
All na abroad o

Shall we talk about the criminals languishing in jail
The 419ers
The credit card rackets
The Medicare fraud ones
Insurance deals gone burst

One confessed to us that he had to do male ashawo work sef at a time to survive

Servicing all sorts and his clientele grew because of the myth of black men
Will any nigerian admit to that openly?


Very few Nigerians want to live and die abroad. All these things that you mentioned above still brings us back to the OP's topic that - Nigeria is Truly Useless. So, what is the point here? If the country functions properly, why live like a dog in Europe and America, when you can live like a king or prince in Nigeria.
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by MegaMan2020: 2:11am On Jan 04, 2013
Nigeria is my home. If you want to leave you are welcome. I love my Yorubaland and i love Nigeria. Go live in the Western World where you'll always be the nigger. I'm a proud West African boy. No inferiority complex here.
Re: Nigeria Is Truly Useless by MegaMan2020: 2:15am On Jan 04, 2013
Ofonagoro :
I will do it in the comfort and security of MAMA AMERICA grin

Mama America? Where you people are second class citizens? Where Whie people can kill you and get away with it (Rodney King/Trayvon martin)? I actually feel sorry for peo[ple like you. Boasting about America. how do they treat you over there? Really? You can fool people on the Internet but lets be honest. Blacks are treated like scond citizens over there. You people smile and accept it like good slaves. Disgusting!


Furthermore..What are you doing on a Nigerian website? T

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