Ileke-IdI:


muhehehe, He was on NL all throughout the holiday, raging havoc on NL.

He won't post a picture. Trust me

kandiikane:
lol, awwh


That's very true. He helped me alot without any mention of nyashing. But my heart still dey for your fellow ethnic man.

kandiikane:
lol, so all that indain lady comment got to him? Royal is this true?

Ileke-IdI:


Yoruba men. . . . smh. I don't know how to describe them. I love them, most women can't stay away from them, but they just . . . . make I no talk am. lol

Trust me, if I ever meet a Yoruba man with the characteristics of this Ghanaian fellow. . . . bye bye to __

You'll eventually get over it lol. You're still young and you're beautiful.

Just don't fall for ~Royal~

kandiikane:

I know,na. If I tell you ehn. Sometimes, I think say na juju, because deep down I have a feeling that we will end up marrying but it's just a disaster waiting to happen. Eurgh! I've only got 5 and a half years to find a husband lol so tbh, I may be young but I don't gat time.

royal? Noo oo Lol, he's my wingman jorh/

kandiikane: lmaoo


ohh, post pictures mek I see after. I'm wanting to dye my hair blonde again but I'm not sure. Since I shaved my hair a couple of weeks back, I haven't really gone out with it because I think I've put on weight on my face and I don't like the look. Never go bald during the winter.

kandiikane:

I'm just going to make a wig cap next week and wear it until I've lost my winter fat.

Ileke-IdI:



No babyyyyyyyy. mwah mwah mwah

I was joking. Don't leave.

I'd be devasted if I don't still your royal blue italicized posts on NL

I'm serious tho. Even tho you've been a real bastard, you're aiight.

الملكي فوق الله:


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Ileke-IdI:
Type of Dog I want:


[size=28pt]Sporting Dogs[/size]

This dog breed is usually very alert and attentive. This makes them well likeable and overall they will have good character and personality. Popular breeds within this group are the Retrievers, Spaniels, Setters, Pointers and many more. Often very active dogs, potential owners should realize that they will need regular exercise.




Let's just say I want a huge, scary-looking dog.
I don't want a dog that sheds a lot.


1. Doberman Pinscher

2. German Shepherd

3. German Shorthaired Pointer

4. Great Dane (my #1 choice)

5. Labrador Retriever

6. Rottweiler

7. Siberian Husky





I'd get a Golden Retriever but they shed a lot. I don't want hair all over my clothes.

Ileke-IdI:


Noooooooo!!! Ayam not confused lol.

I want adog with the characeristics you mentioned. But I'm not going to professional used the dog as a guard dog.

GSherperd = CUTE!!! But looks hairy. Seriously, I don't want to be walking around with dog hair all over my clothes. In addition to that, I also have a strong sense of small, so I want to minimize dog smell as much as I can.

We'll see how it pans out sha. You guys have more than helped me with my questions, goal accomplished.

I just wanted to be assured that I can afford a dog as a student and on a student paycheck.

hornipipe: Lol @ okija juju some of the dogs in that pic you uploaded aren't ekuke
Some are cross breeds who happened to fall into the hands of owners who aint dog lovers.
Still lmao

those ones wey you think say na crossbreeds, are actually Albino Ekuke.. Either ways, all these dogs get street credibility so all you have to do is just buy them, show them where their house is and leave them to fend for themselves..

Okija_juju:

[b]All these breeds above are nice dogs, but I would like to introduce you to a breed called 'Ekuke'..

1. Average cost of an Ekuke - Puppy #500 Naira - #2500

2. Monthly maintanance cost is almost zero, depending on how you want to look at it. If you are too busy, just leave your gate open in the morning so the Ekuke can go out in the morning and hustle. By evening, it would come back fully fed. They also dont need regular vetinary check-ups. Just give them their required anti-rabies shot and they are good to go. They dont need to be groomed either or taken for long walks.

3. Feeding Cost.. Again, this is dependent. Ekuke can feed themselves.. But if you care too much, you can just pay your lacal mama put 5'k to be bring her leftovers in the evening.

4. Cleaning.. Ekuke baths itself.. its fur is short so does not require regular grooming.

5. Attention.. Ekuke no send you.. All it needs from you is shelter.. Feedings, bathing, healthcare and all it would provide for itself. Ekuke is a true hustler dog.

6. Size recommendation for grad student I will recommend a big sized Ekuke.. Since you are a student, a big Ekuke is more beneficial to you than a puppy. Incase you go broke, A big Ekuke sells faster than a puppy as any Akwa Ibom man in your area would pay a good price for a big, good looking Ekuke.. And you sef, incase you no see food, your big Ekuke can also feed you for some weeks.. Just kill it, put in the fridge and be eating it small small.. Thats like 1 native goat.

7. Training Ekuke does not need training.. It trains itself. Ekuke answers all names.. Bingo, Billie, hisssss, mtcheeewww, haaycee all it would answer. Ekuke will shiit outside your compound or room if you leave the door open. Ekuke no get time to bite anybody, too busy hustling for its daily bread.



_{For more details, contact me or your nearest Akwa Ibom man}..

below are pictures of Ekukes hustling in Ondo State.. [/b]

Okija_juju:

those ones wey you think say na crossbreeds, are actually Albino Ekuke.. Either ways, all these dogs get street credibility so all you have to do is just buy them, show them where their house is and leave them to fend for themselves..

Ileke-IdI:
So I bought this today, but I'm not exactly sure on how to to use it

Kandii, master of hair dyer, help me