THIS IS HILARIOUS>>>>>>>
Cristiano Ronaldo congratulates
Lionel Messi on winning his fourth
Ballon d’Or.
Dear Lionel,
I am writing you this note to
offer my congratulations on
winning the Ballon d'Or.
Again. As you can see by the look
on my face, I am very happy for
you. Please forgive me for not
congratulating you at the gala,
but
since I am so tall and statuesque
and you are so tiny and maintain
terrible posture, I couldn't find
you in the crowd. Also, since
someone played a joke on you by
telling you to wear that garish
spotted jacket and tie, I didn't
want to keep you from getting
home
and changing your clothes as fast
as you possibly could. That's how
thoughtful I am.
It was another tremendous year
for me, and, supposedly, for you
as well. You had to set a world
record in order to score more
goals
than me. Of course, smart people
know that team accomplishments
are far more important than
personal achievements and I
helped my club to win La Liga in
2012 whereas you only helped
your club win the Copa del Rey.
The year my club only won the
Copa del Rey, I did not win the
Ballon d'Or. I
suppose this just shows that
voters hold me to a higher
standard than you.
Anyway, you have now won the
Ballon d'Or a record four times in
row. I guess you're happy about
that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's
most respected sexist
broadcaster, has questioned
whether you could play well on a
cold night in Stoke. After all, you
have only
won titles for one club, whereas I
have won titles for clubs in La
Liga and the Premier League. But
very few players have the
physical talent and mental
strength to prove themselves on
different teams and in different
leagues, so you should only feel a
little bit bad about that.
People are always trying to
compare you and I, but there
really is no comparison. Yes, we
were both named after Americans
-- I was
named after Ronald Reagan, a
talented actor and two-term
president, whereas you were
named after Lionel Richie, a man
who sang about dancing on the
ceiling. Which is both impossible
and patently ridiculous. I
impregnated a woman and
created a child in 2010, but it took
you until 2012 to figure out how
to do those things. I grew tall and
strong naturally and you needed
enough growth hormones to
make even Lance Armstrong feel
guilty in order to be neither of
those things. Also, I wear proper
tuxedos to formal events while
you wear a suit made out of
clown pants. So comparing us is
both silly and unfair.
In conclusion, I congratulate you,
Leo. But remember: No matter
how many Ballon d'Or awards you
win, I still won it first.
Confidently yours,
Cristiano Ronaldo, CR7 'The only 1'
P.S. My apologies for writing this
letter in English, one of several
languages I am able to speak,
when I know you only speak
Spanish.
Maybe Cesc or Pique will translate
it for you.

Ezy~p:
THIS IS HILARIOUS>>>>>>>
Cristiano Ronaldo congratulates
Lionel Messi on winning his fourth
Ballon d’Or.
Dear Lionel,
I am writing you this note to
offer my congratulations on
winning the Ballon d'Or.
Again. As you can see by the look
on my face, I am very happy for
you. Please forgive me for not
congratulating you at the gala,
but
since I am so tall and statuesque
and you are so tiny and maintain
terrible posture, I couldn't find
you in the crowd. Also, since
someone played a joke on you by
telling you to wear that garish
spotted jacket and tie, I didn't
want to keep you from getting
home
and changing your clothes as fast
as you possibly could. That's how
thoughtful I am.
It was another tremendous year
for me, and, supposedly, for you
as well. You had to set a world
record in order to score more
goals
than me. Of course, smart people
know that team accomplishments
are far more important than
personal achievements and I
helped my club to win La Liga in
2012 whereas you only helped
your club win the Copa del Rey.
The year my club only won the
Copa del Rey, I did not win the
Ballon d'Or. I
suppose this just shows that
voters hold me to a higher
standard than you.
Anyway, you have now won the
Ballon d'Or a record four times in
row. I guess you're happy about
that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's
most respected sexist
broadcaster, has questioned
whether you could play well on a
cold night in Stoke. After all, you
have only
won titles for one club, whereas I
have won titles for clubs in La
Liga and the Premier League. But
very few players have the
physical talent and mental
strength to prove themselves on
different teams and in different
leagues, so you should only feel a
little bit bad about that.
People are always trying to
compare you and I, but there
really is no comparison. Yes, we
were both named after Americans
-- I was
named after Ronald Reagan, a
talented actor and two-term
president, whereas you were
named after Lionel Richie, a man
who sang about dancing on the
ceiling. Which is both impossible
and patently ridiculous. I
impregnated a woman and
created a child in 2010, but it took
you until 2012 to figure out how
to do those things. I grew tall and
strong naturally and you needed
enough growth hormones to
make even Lance Armstrong feel
guilty in order to be neither of
those things. Also, I wear proper
tuxedos to formal events while
you wear a suit made out of
clown pants. So comparing us is
both silly and unfair.
In conclusion, I congratulate you,
Leo. But remember: No matter
how many Ballon d'Or awards you
win, I still won it first.
Confidently yours,
Cristiano Ronaldo, CR7 'The only 1'
P.S. My apologies for writing this
letter in English, one of several
languages I am able to speak,
when I know you only speak
Spanish.
Maybe Cesc or Pique will translate
it for you.

Ezy~p,nice joke jare,keep it up,one day u go make us proud.

Guy I Like you swag. You do make we remember when some useless Argentines wan Compare am to Pele and Maradona