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Parrots by silky(m): 10:52am On Apr 28, 2006
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying, that phrase, in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
Re: Parrots by kajad(m): 11:01am On Apr 28, 2006
Good! Good!! Good!!! grin grin grin
Re: Parrots by Z4M4eva(f): 11:31am On Apr 28, 2006
l.o.l cheesy cheesy
Re: Parrots by micklplus(m): 11:43am On Apr 28, 2006
yeah, they wanna have some fun ! what if its you !
Nice one,
Cheers ! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Parrots by oscarwodo(m): 1:00pm On Apr 29, 2006
who see better thing run from am
Re: Parrots by greedie1(f): 6:38pm On Dec 17, 2010
Answered prayers indeed, thumbs up poster
Re: Parrots by dammizz(m): 6:48pm On Dec 17, 2010
LESSON LEARNT: single pple r always close 2 d Creator, prayin relentlessly 4 d right spouse& when they get one, they get less serious.
Buh that was a funny joke tho'
Re: Parrots by bighead1(m): 12:17am On Dec 20, 2010
you got me laughing me head off

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