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Parrots by Jroy(m): 4:03pm On Apr 09, 2010
A lady approaches her priest and
says, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female talking
parrots, but they only know how
to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest
inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi,
we're prostitutes. Want to have
some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest
exclaims, "but I have a solution
to your problem. Bring your two
female parrots over to my house,
and I will put them with my two
male talking parrots whom I
taught to pray and read the
bible. My parrots will teach your
parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase, and your female
parrots will learn to praise and
worship."
"Thank you!" the woman
responds.
The next day, the woman brings
her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male
parrots are holding rosary beads
and praying in their cage. The
lady puts her two female parrots
in with the male parrots, and the
female parrots say, "Hi, we're
prostitutes, want to have some
fun?"
One male parrot looks at the
other male parrot and exclaims,
"Put the beads away. Our
prayers have been answered!"
Re: Parrots by Jroy(m): 7:35pm On Apr 09, 2010
Even parrots knows pleasure.
Re: Parrots by Dyt(f): 7:53pm On Apr 09, 2010
So dat thing knows nobody,i guess plants sef dey do am

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