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Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by ojoawo(m): 8:05pm On Jan 11, 2013
Newbee Battle goin down to find out who's hot and whose not

STATED HOUSE RULES
-16lines(8bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed
-the rapper with the highest vote in the next 48 hours after deadline takes the win but must meet a minimum 3votes
-Both verses should be posted before 12am
Monday 14th january 2012.


VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery - 2points
-punchlines - 2points
-metaphors - 2points
-personals - 2points
-multies - 1point
-wordplay - 2points
-flow - 1point
-opener - 1point
-closer - 1point
-creativity - 2point


Kill or βε̲ Killed

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Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 8:57pm On Jan 11, 2013
Check cool
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 9:11pm On Jan 11, 2013
shocked newbee? Hehehe grin grin grin no sh1t...killz check in quick...make i fit drop jawe!
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by stacomaster(m): 6:47am On Jan 12, 2013
Wey Kas na..
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 12:21pm On Jan 12, 2013
stacomaster: Wey Kas na..

ah wonder o... Shai The guy do run....ojoawo u fit open me nd capo-firestone thread down...as he neva sure say diz guy go show...
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 3:07pm On Jan 12, 2013
ok! chekzzz -- newßee? LoL sha! staco! tfu joweh- mistaswaq! mayne! drop ...am kinda ßusy - ßuh ama drop very soon - typinq already .....#
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 3:13pm On Jan 12, 2013
KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
ok! chekzzz -- newßee? LoL sha! staco! tfu joweh- mistaswaq! mayne! drop ...am kinda ßusy - ßuh ama drop very soon - typinq already .....#


gud to see u kas... Am Kinda busy too buh i'll drop b4 7pm sha
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by stacomaster(m): 3:46pm On Jan 12, 2013
mistaswag:


gud to see u kas... Am Kinda busy too buh i'll drop b4 7pm sha
grin
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 8:23pm On Jan 12, 2013
wot a hectic day! Am so so tired... Anyway i'll make it quick 4 u kas...
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 9:31pm On Jan 12, 2013
Let me make it Quick!


It me versus Kas,i gotta show NL am-hot-and-his-"nut",. shocked u cryinq? quess have broken his heart... wen he realized am-druq-now-his-hurt, but am heartless so am still dropinq ma lyrical tai-chi||-not

still on the same "spot"... dropinq ma draqon "fist" like jet li||-sport,feast

thouqh ojoawo call me a newbee,but i dont 'care', just wana show this mofo am someone he should 'fear'... cos battlinq me is like 'Jackie chan' fiqhtinq 'Mr. Bean' in his ffuckinq movie||

so much punches to ur face, u'll be seeinq 'Michael Jackson' ghost hawkinq... though it funny, but am sure u'll be rushed to the nearest hospital in hurry||

i dare u to try ffuck with me and battle, i'll break "this" wack dude down with a cattle||-diss
...try to run, i'll snatch snaffle ur leqs with rusted shackles... then make sure i break ur ankle||

beat ur skull in with a paddle... wont stop till i hear a crackle||

i'm just baffled by ur hassle... when i kill u with this qravel||

dropinq straight punches to ur stomach... qot u start to vomit||

if this puny ä$s little rapper try to attack back... quess am guna commit||

but ur raps are ffuckinq pre-school... and ur flow is just retärdëd||

...so wack that i'm thinkinq about qettinq a ffuckinq NL special eds class on rap started||

...even on meds-wit-pills-n-pipes... U wuldnt be 'd0p3'||


cos u're 'soft off the "dome"... Like hittinq heads-in-pillow-fiqhts||-doom
...even if ur coffin bed-gets-"filled"-with ice... still u wudnt be 'fresh to death'||-field

i'll qrab ur leqs-and-drill-with-spikes... with that ur pappy(papa) said-his-still-in-life?||

u try to ffuck with me again... i wudnt mind raisinq a b1tch from the dead-to-ffuck-him-twice

ONE
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 10:59pm On Jan 12, 2013
Mayne! Xo sorry its cominq late -ßin ßusy since 4eva -had to script up sum'in quik ..ßare with me pls.




FUCCK-HIS-SPITS-&RHY­MES cuz ah'wuld ße feedinq dis hunqry dawq with 'food-4-tot' dat my free shots could MOCK-HIS-SCRIPTS-&-9­s -|



and yea! He's ah FREAKED-KID cuz sittinq in a corner admirinq his 'lines' don't mean he'LL ßEEP-CHICS ___ xo if u eva hear tha mista 'cumz- hard' with words ...tzcuz tha faqq's ßin EATinq and chewinq THICK-DICCKKS' ||


wtf! kas could DRILL-THA-LAD-AT-A-I­NSTANT-FOOL -&- Ah could cut down ur family tree ___ wen ah 'ßranch' at ur criß and GRILL-UR-DAD-&-SISTE­RS-TOO ||


LoL! Wen am done with you! Ur LIFE and 'WORDS' ße 'left' 'hanqinq' out with dead remains like it was a DEATH-SENTENCE --- and dude! Ur RHYMES and PUNS couldnt qet þrotected ßy law evenif a qoverment ßook qot wrapd round ur ddickk to reserve ur SPENT-ESSENCE ||


its aLL tha same homie! U just a 'lost' and lame ponny! -- xo u can start 'actinq-up' like u was on dat tv 'series' --| cuz arithmetrically! Ur spittinqs ain't þroqressinq like repeatinq kiddies |


now! Me Staßßinq ur wrist-watch could make u tink ur 'end-time' is near?! Well! ah dont qiva fucck cuz to me! Ma staßs and ur throat nids no ßLuetooth to qet þaired! | -huh' wen ah step in2 tha 'rinq' --tz sure tha niqqa's qana qeh married tah fear' ! |


xo when u hear 'em scream - KAS iz qod! Niqqa! ----u ßetter 'ßow' ...Cuz ma arrows will ße nidinq no coronation to qeht ur ßrains crowned' |
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 3:09am On Jan 13, 2013
ah smell biten linez perpharps maybe recyled...please d0p3h3ads help me check o...and dont forget to drop ur verd too
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by Bam0r(m): 6:34am On Jan 13, 2013
Hohohoho!8-)
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 10:30am On Jan 13, 2013
Dude! Cuz u smell defeat dont mean u qata acuse me of ßitinq ...do u kno' aw much dat shid hurts?! Pls - dis iz ma first ßattle around ere and niqqaz dah kno' KAS/KASTIEL either on fß or 2qo wiLL tell u I dont ßite or recycle ...so dont try tah sway dis ßattle cuz u kno' tz most likely u lose -- ah qat ma rreputation and I wont let u ruin it ....#tz simple ..ßrinq tha link or waheva ...ßuh if u cant provide evidence --kindly screw urself ...--#pissed
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 10:45am On Jan 13, 2013
Anyweiz mayne! Verds pls
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by DARKSMOKE: 1:12pm On Jan 13, 2013
KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
Anyweiz mayne! Verds pls
kas didnt bite any lines...dis is his sh.it ........bunch of haters...post link if u said he bit lines
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 2:46pm On Jan 13, 2013
tanx bro ..@dark ..@least -- dis iz sum1 who knos me well.
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 3:02pm On Jan 13, 2013
DARKSMOKE: kas didnt bite any lines...dis is his sh.it ........bunch of haters...post link if u said he bit lines

guys dnt misundastud me.. I no talk say he bite o... Ma point is it luks like ave seen hiz 1st 4linez...sumwhere around here posted by 'him' ...so am not sayin his a biter
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 3:20pm On Jan 13, 2013
KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
Dude! Cuz u smell defeat dont mean u qata acuse me of ßitinq ...do u kno' aw much dat shid hurts?! Pls - dis iz ma first ßattle around ere and niqqaz dah kno' KAS/KASTIEL either on fß or 2qo wiLL tell u I dont ßite or recycle ...so dont try tah sway dis ßattle cuz u kno' tz most likely u lose -- ah qat ma rreputation and I wont let u ruin it ....#tz simple ..ßrinq tha link or waheva ...ßuh if u cant provide evidence --kindly screw urself ...--#pissed

quy u go hanq urself too!...even if i wan hate na ur type dem dey talk... talkinq abt Reputation... here U have none... so how can u save wot u dnt have...quy nobody knw u for diz NL... so i aint hatinq 'nobody'... U wack even ur linez testified... so Jz chill... and let the judqes do dere tin... Smh
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 3:49pm On Jan 13, 2013
LoL --- nobody knos kas around here? Lmao! Ok ..cant braq! -- ma linez are wack? Ok too ..judqes wiLL decide -- #can't shout-
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by murphysmallz(m): 4:32pm On Jan 13, 2013
-imagery - kas
-punchlines - TIE
-metaphors - swag
-personals - tie
-multies - kas killed it very obviously
-wordplay - nothing impressive! Pls work on it
-flow - mistaswag flowed easily n impressivly
-opener - kas
-closer - tie
-creativity - kas



From where I stand MFVGT-----> KASTIEL KILLZ if u have a problem with ma verdx c/o me #team miraye oshi#

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Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by Rapmaestro(m): 4:51pm On Jan 13, 2013
Ma Verd:
Rhymes => Mistaswag
Similies/ Metaphors=>
Mistaswag
Creativity=> Mistaswag
Punchlines=> Tie
Vocab=> Kas
Wordplay=> Kas
Flow=> Mistaswag (mehn!
I was reading his nonstop)
MVGT=> Mistaswag..
Bros if i dn dy jump b4,ha! Wit dis,i bend down salute 4 my aboki o
datz wat i thnk..even though if ma vote no count..
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by KASTiELKiLLz(m): 5:17pm On Jan 13, 2013
1 vote --down! 2 mor tah qo | uþþinq!
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by sleakid(m): 5:28pm On Jan 13, 2013
Rap maestro: Ma Verd:
Rhymes => Mistaswag
Similies/ Metaphors=>
Mistaswag
Creativity=> Mistaswag
Punchlines=> Tie
Vocab=> Kas
Wordplay=> Kas
Flow=> Mistaswag (mehn!
I was reading his nonstop)
MVGT=> Mistaswag..
Bros if i dn dy jump b4,ha! Wit dis,i bend down salute 4 my aboki o
datz wat i thnk..even though if ma vote no count..
see diz guy. U knw dat u and ojoawo's vote won't count and ur voting.. We all knw u both applied to be voters bt sorry u niqqaz weren't selectd... Lolz
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by murphysmallz(m): 6:48pm On Jan 13, 2013
sleakid: see diz guy. U knw dat u and ojoawo's vote won't count and ur voting.. We all knw u both applied to be voters bt sorry u niqqaz weren't selectd... Lolz

Sleakid WORD!!!
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 6:52pm On Jan 13, 2013
murphysmallz: -imagery - kas
-punchlines - TIE
-metaphors - swag
-personals - tie
-multies - kas killed it very obviously
-wordplay - nothing impressive! Pls work on it
-flow - mistaswag flowed easily n impressivly
-opener - kas
-closer - tie
-creativity - kas


shocked if i hear? Dude uno d0p3 @all o... Even Mikuz knws this aint judqinq...ure only hatinq... I wonder why Mikuz selected u as one of NL judqe in the 1st place Where druq vetz like illscripst nd sleakid who screwed u several tyms dey... Mehn I guess Mikuz is also hatinq(jz spitinq ma mind)... If we continue to dey hate each oda for here... We no go fit knw d truth about whuz ill nd whuz not... Even tinx no qo qo smothly as e supose to be... MIKUZ as a moderator...ure supose to make sure dat dos not happen...make sure there is peace... Already said this before buh am still sayin it again dat "we are here to make Fwends and not enemy"
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 6:53pm On Jan 13, 2013
murphysmallz:

Sleakid WORD!!!

for ur mind now u dey hapi say mikuz select u... Smh 4 u jor
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by murphysmallz(m): 7:08pm On Jan 13, 2013
Mistaswag pls don't hate on me o! Abeg I no cum nl to get new beeferz! Oda judges will drop verdz 4 u if u won! Datz y not only me was selected but I judge based on what isee !

Pls bro peace
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 7:35pm On Jan 13, 2013
murphysmallz: Mistaswag pls don't hate on me o! Abeg I no cum nl to get new beeferz! Oda judges will drop verdz 4 u if u won! Datz y not only me was selected but I judge based on what isee !

Pls bro peace

murphysmallz:
-wordplay - nothing impressive! Pls work on it[/b]
#team miraye oshi#

If u aint hatinq den wetin be these?
mistaswag:
It me versus Kas,i gotta show NL am-hot-and-his-"nut",. shocked u cryinq? quess have broken his heart... wen he realized am-druq-now-his-hurt, but am heartless so am still dropinq ma lyrical tai-chi||-not
still on the same "spot"... dropinq ma draqon "fist" like jet li||-sport,feast
i dare u to try ffuck with me and battle, i'll break "this" wack dude down with a cattle||-diss
cos u're 'soft off the "dome"... Like hittinq heads-in-pillow-fiqhts||-doom
...even if ur coffin bed-gets-"filled"-with ice... still u wudnt be 'fresh to death'||-field

na talkplay abi? Smh
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by murphysmallz(m): 7:42pm On Jan 13, 2013
Those ones na wordplay? Lwkmd! Guy grow up! Go n check real wordplays on me n sleakids thread!

Or if u so angry abeg go die
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 7:43pm On Jan 13, 2013
ojoawo, illscript & sleakid plz drop ur verdz for 'ill sake'
Re: Kast¡el-k¡llz Vs MISTASWAG (newbee Battle) by mistaswag(m): 7:45pm On Jan 13, 2013
murphysmallz: Those ones na wordplay? Lwkmd! Guy grow up! Go n check real wordplays on me n sleakids thread!

Or if u so angry abeg go die

*ignored* wackbrain talkinq

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