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| Uses Of The f - word by seunspice(m): 1:52pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the F -word because of its seemingly offensive nature. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, f**k falls into many grammatical categories. * It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John bleeped Mary) and intransitive (Mary was bleeped by John). * It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k ), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k ), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k ). * It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Bleep! I'm late for my date with Mary). * It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy f**k she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word f**k . Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations, Greetings "How the f**k are ya?" Fraud "I got bleeped by the car dealer." Resignation "Oh, f**k it!" Trouble "I guess I'm bleeped now." Aggression "Bleep YOU!" Disgust "Bleep me." Confusion "What the f**k ?" Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!" Despair "bleeped again, " Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier." Displeasure "What the f**k is going on here?" Lost "Where the f**k are we." Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!" Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!" Denial "I didn't fucking do it." Perplexity "I know f**k all about it." Apathy "Who really gives a f**k , anyhow?" Greetings "How the f**k are ya?" Suspicion "Who the f**k are you?" Panic "Let's get the f**k out of here." Directions "Bleep off." Disbelief "How the f**k did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal- "Mother fucker." It can be political- "Bleep Dan Quayle!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history, "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the f**k is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's going to fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Bleep a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its going to fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by segunpc(m): 2:41pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
wat the f**k are u saying?  |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by seunspice(m): 8:42am On Feb 28, 2008 |
good question |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by delib: 8:45am On Feb 28, 2008 |
shut the f**K up  |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Lolabbey: 8:46am On Feb 28, 2008 |
hmmm so much Bleep ups |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by seunspice(m): 8:53am On Feb 28, 2008 |
what the f**k is going on? |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Lolabbey: 9:04am On Feb 28, 2008 |
what d Bleep can u see |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by clemcykul(f): 9:36am On Feb 28, 2008 |
he can see he has been F***ked up and down, wat a F**kn thread  wat da F**k wunt i see in this F***ckn land  F**cks out of the thread WTFcK ;! |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Lolabbey: 9:37am On Feb 28, 2008 |
ang gets d fuc***** beat of her life |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Feb 28, 2008 |
waddda Fuc**k is dat lola *lola get's fuc***ked up* |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by ituen(m): 12:31pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
na wa for seunspice oh he has reposted this joke 3 times. Is he bleeping crazy? |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by tytylayor: 12:48pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
he's a f**king remixer |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by temmysexy(f): 1:49pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
f**king cool  |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Lolabbey: 1:56pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
dnt tel me pple are still being f88d up here |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by segunpc(m): 3:41pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
am tired of all this bleeping Bleep things u pple r bleeping saying and am bleeping getting Bleep out[b] [/b] |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Lolabbey: 3:47pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
u beta get f**ck out and dnt come back |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by success123(m): 3:57pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. Bleep u 2000 times in a day. segun |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by MrTurkey(m): 4:27pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
fork. . .nope, fuke. . .no, fick. . .not again, feck, oh, why can't i get this right? 4ck, 4k naaah, okay last try out now, Bleep ooops, no way  whew  |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by seunspice(m): 4:44pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
ituen: you are fucking crazy tytylayor: Even Michael Jackson's thriller is being remixed after 104 million copies, why wont i fucking remix? |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Lolabbey: 4:48pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
remixer of d year |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by micklplus(m): 4:50pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
this is f^cking great! |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Lolabbey: 4:53pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
welcome 2 d f****k**g land |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by cooldude62(m): 4:56pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
this thread id f**king educative. |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by clemcykul(f): 5:00pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
continue fuckn up lol |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by tufe(m): 5:06pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
**smokin my cuban, watchin children miss behavin, of course, thats asides lola and tyty** |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by buzzgonz(m): 5:14pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Na wa mess ke i no talk oh |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by tufe(m): 5:23pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
then sharrap and watch. Idiot!!! |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by buzzgonz(m): 5:36pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
i refuse to be offended |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by tytylayor: 5:43pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
f**k ya for refusing to be offended  |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by buzzgonz(m): 5:48pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Then f.uck you asshole for offending me  |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by Rebellious(f): 5:50pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
why the Bleep is everyone here fucking swearing? What's the fucking point? |
| Re: Uses Of The f - word by buzzgonz(m): 5:58pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
What the f.uck do you use to post your "auto-correct is not active" mine "f.uck" change to "mess" after posting the shit. |
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