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Types Of Poo (shit).lol by Big4wig(m): 1:50pm On Jan 12, 2013
TYPES OF POO

1) Ghost poo
The kind of poo when you feel there's poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet

2) Clean poo
You kak it out, see the poo in the toilet but nothing on the tissue

3) Wet poo
After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped

4) Second wave poo
You're done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more

5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo
You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are having a stroke

6) Gassy poo
So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling

7) Drinkers poo
It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet

cool The i wish i could kak poo
You wanna kak but all you dois sit on the toilet and fart a few times

9) Wet cheek poo
It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks

10) The dangling
The one that refuses to leave the ass, you haveto shake it off

11) Surprise poo
You're about to fart but BAAMMM its poo

No matter how beautiful or rich you are im sure you have expirienced these......I DEY LIE

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