TYPES OF POO POO
1) Ghost poo:
The kind
of poo when you feel
there’s poo coming out,
but no poo in the toilet. 2) Clean poo: You kak it out, see
the poo in the toilet but nothing
on the tissue.
3) Wet poo: After
wiping plenty times you
still feel unwiped. 4) Second wave poo:
You’re done kaking, pull up your
pants, then realise you
need to kak some more.
5) Pop a vein on the
forehead poo: You strain so much to get it out,
you feel like you are
having a stroke.
6) Gassy poo: So noisy
everyone within earshot is
giggling. 7) Drinkers poo:
It leaves the most
noticable skid marks at
the bottom of the
toilet.
The I wish I could kak poo: You wanna kak
but all you do is sit on
the toilet and fart a
few times and nothing
came.
9) Wet cheek poo: It drops so fast it
splashes on your
butt cheeks.
10) The dangling poo:
The one that refuses to leave the
ass, you have to shake it off.
11) Oh shit poo:
The type you are in the
middle of dropping big
one and you forgot to
lock the toilet and someone you have been forming
for entered without knocking and
the poo disappeared.
12) Surprise poo:
This gives no signal, you’re about
to fart but BAAMMM! its poo!! Wait
until this happen to you
in a public place you’ll know the
importance of early morning poo.
Hehehe…No matter how beautiful
or rich you are, I’m sure you’ve experienced at least one of them.