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Funniest Joke Eva by Big4wig(m): 11:35am On Jan 13, 2013
JOKE OF D DAY

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanksto her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, shedecides to relieve herselfa bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at thetable heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father lookedover at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a ratherstern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a muchlouder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled andthought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She letrip a fart thatrivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!


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