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ASUU, FG fail to agree on contentious issues

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http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/ASUU-fg-fail-to-agree-on-contentious-issues/

READ THIS......

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to
everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.


When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to
do!


When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-
trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called"Experience.”

Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bankmanager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from
the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!


The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reportedthat $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20
million. The bank manager took$80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a
thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"


The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

QUESTION: So who are the real robbers here?

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Wow, since both the bank manager and co and the armed robbers stole money, they are both robbers. the only difference was that one is armed while other is not

AdExLaWyEr: READ THIS......

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to
everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.


When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to
do!


When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-
trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called"Experience.”

Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bankmanager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from
the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!


The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reportedthat $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20
million. The bank manager took$80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a
thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"


The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

QUESTION: So who are the real robbers here?

bank manager mehn!dm 2much

AdExLaWyEr: Walahi oun ni u knw hw many pals dn call me 2day ehn oun to ma dale agbara re koni ka lolz ayam here

No b dat one cus I no evn c am,na one of ma mumu padi kal me say he received msg on the 27th and d exam is on the 8th of august..

Mawin fwendz...... I jst chop 3GB frm MTN free of charge for 1 month ....... It was yesterday while dia network was fluctuating....... You myt jst try your chance........ Text 100H to 131 nd u myt jst b lucky enof to chop diz awof....

Good morning folks.

are u serIUS!@seyi

Afolabi6046,i see you.

fiischer: Pls is it true dat ui has alredi sent. Msgs to the selected student? And thr exam is on d 8th of dis month?

datz a lie ooo, UI postponed dier putme cos of ASUU's strike

Mrnin y'all, hw jackin tinx? Hp it's nt 2 l8 to wish y'all a Hapi August? Hapi new month!

@Adexlawyer, dey r al robbers. Der's jx a difference, d armed robbers alone wil end up in prison if caught.

Attah Ojoma :
@Adexlawyer, dey r al robbers. Der's jx a difference, d armed robbers alone wil end up in prison if caught.

happy new month...... They wil ol end up in prison if caught

Das where d issue of quota or carrying capacity comes in ** cut off dey nao das waty am saying **b4 UI could sety ani cut off mark dey wud av ensured dat d no of peez wey go meety am no go pass d utyme quota

temidayo damoye: Nd wu told u dat UI always gv ppu wat dey put in for?better dnt gv ppu d mindset ov scoring 50 nd bin admitted for MBBS cos na microbiology dem go meet deir sef if dem go jonz am

btw tankz for telln peez hia espexially mbbs say 50 na wash for dem dem musty strive hard for 80 + oh or else na microbiology sure pass o

Shakurmycin d greatesty shakur eva liveth

akanji2013: WHO IS THE GREATEST SCIENTIST EVER?

Y ds again nao *comparing oau and UI *tayad jhoooor**

Afolabi6046: wic is more challenging, UI or OAU's putme, to me i pick OAU, watz urz

Lmao.. Easy bro .. Ds is a public forum nao. Nt.all peepz can be sensible **

Dr.'Hesjay:
U.I is indeed crazy oo...sha no problem...
Make dem upload list,dem dey upload child marriage....wetn concern me conern child marriage??
Bleep u.i!
..



Abeg,if u must quote dis post,do it like a reasonable human being...i knw we'v ghat fools here!

Shey d story make plenty senz ni make we storm dia quote author=Mesopotamia]
oga,wetin happen na?we never see the continuation of your masterpiece.Dnt be amazed dat i'm a secret reader of ur biafrian story.[/quote]

Peepz wif low academic ability for UI??u musty be kidding me oh **even if demk dey das Y tsunami and erosion dey nao for

Afolabi6046: i did oau's putme diz yr nd i knew hw hard it was 4 me to pass d exam, ui's admission is nt dat strenuous, go nd check out d cut off mark dey used lst yr to call pple 4 putme, too low, nd i knw of pple dat were nt dat gud academically nd dey were admitted

shakur07: Shakurmycin d greatesty shakur eva liveth

Na 4 earth here abi mercury? Wetin u invent abi which theory? Abi na dt ur feminine ministry

Tommybob: happy new month...... They wil ol end up in prison if caught

yeah.. Eventually buh d armed robbers wil get der 1st coz it wont b easy gettin d evidence to pin down d manager n co..

Y am I so unlucky wif mtn dem no give me oh + dey even stopped me from browsing wif like 100mb onj top ma fone **infact dey r d worst network eva oh *like if u agree

Tommybob: Mawin fwendz...... I jst chop 3GB frm MTN free of charge for 1 month ....... It was yesterday while dia network was fluctuating....... You myt jst try your chance........ Text 100H to 131 nd u myt jst b lucky enof to chop diz awof....

POST UTME EXAM





Attemp all question.Time:1hour 30min.





SECTION A(All questions carry equal marks)

1.What are the names of the two people holding hand when you switch on a Nokia phone?

2.If the past tense of Take is Took,what is the past tense of Make?

3.Which University in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4.If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook,who sent the friend request and why?

5.If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,what is the cost of moi?

6.Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

7.What is the difference between Dawn and Dew if Dawn is Dawn and Dew is Dew?


SECTION B
1.Between the Nigerian Police and Nigerian girls,who likes money more?

2.Using the almighty formula,calculate the depth of Elegushi beach(Take pi=3.142)?

3.If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi?

4.If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on Who Wants tobe a Millionaire after you broke up,find the value of X?

5.If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference,how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C
1.Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional and white wedding respectively.There is every likelihood that D-banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation card without an available bride.Discuss

2.Write an essay of 1,500 words onmy 'My Oga On Top'
START NOW! NO SIDE TALK OR CHEATING

[quote
author=AdExLaWyEr]POST UTME EXAM





Attemp all question.Time:1hour 30min.





SECTION A(All questions carry equal marks)

1.What are the names of the two people holding hand when you switch on a
Nokia phone?

2.If the past tense of Take is Took,what is the past tense of Make?

3.Which University in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using
blackberry phones?

4.If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook,who sent the friend
request and why?

5.If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,what is the cost of moi?

6.Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

7.What is the difference between Dawn and Dew if Dawn is Dawn and Dew is
Dew?


SECTION B
1.Between the Nigerian Police and Nigerian girls,who likes money more?

2.Using the almighty formula,calculate the depth of Elegushi beach(Take
pi=3.142)?

3.If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi?

4.If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on Who Wants tobe a
Millionaire after you broke up,find the value of X?

5.If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national
conference,how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C
1.Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional and white
wedding respectively.There is every likelihood that D-banj has gone
ahead to print wedding invitation card without an available
bride.Discuss

2.Write an essay of 1,500 words onmy 'My Oga On Top'
START NOW! NO SIDE TALK OR CHEATING[/quote] geeeez! nd wats d price after anwrin al deez questions..

AdExLaWyEr: EVEN IF DAT OAU LIST GO BE NXT 2YRS I DNT MIND MAKE I JUST C CUT OFf MARK DATS ALL..

And moroever u c dat ui ehn i just gv them till nxt wk else i go bomb them.. Won yawere abi..

guy u beta take it easy,let me tell u smtin,every chat we mk,everysite we go in2,jst 2 update ourselves abt admissn,ui knws abt it,they also check online,if they dnt,tell me,hw did they come abt disclaimer of different site gvn out fake update dat ui post ume is out,b4 ui release their post ume,xo b mindful of wat u xay.*wan yawere*dat rubish statement 4 d first nd d best skul in nigeria

Dr.'Hesjay:
I swear...u.i dey vex me gan ni....i dnt knw y dey r doing dis....dey just updated their site again...y cnt dey just say sumfin abt dis thing...oga o....unilag release cutoff...dentistry..69.38...fear dey catch me sha!

hahaha,lmfao,fear de ctch u ke

olalerey: God help me wit dis AAUA PUTME O O,i had done my best so i hereby my putme exam (both aaua ,fuoye and ui to cum) unto ur hands ,bt sha i knw God is always involve. i pray MAY GOD MAKE DIS YEAR OUR YEAR OF ADMISSION .....AMEN....HAPPY NEW MONTH PALS

ur score wl b out on mondai

Taylor184: d last tym I checked,Unilorin was not part of ASUU.....so I doubt dz ur news
Btw,gimme a link pls

guy,dat true o,i also hrd abt it

Mikebis: guy u beta take it easy,let me tell u smtin,every chat we mk,everysite we go in2,jst 2 update ourselves abt admissn,ui knws abt it,they also check online,if they dnt,tell me,hw did they come abt disclaimer of different site gvn out fake update dat ui post ume is out,b4 ui release their post ume,xo b mindful of wat u xay.*wan yawere*dat rubish statement 4 d first nd d best skul in nigeria

and hw does dat affect u oga, am sure ui koni fete wetn concern them wit mai bizz stop been a bairn jhor... C tak oooo, so dey wud cum nd arrest abi wetn u dey indirectly pointng @ nawa 4 u.

shakur07: Shey d story make plenty senz ni make we storm dia quote author=Mesopotamia]
oga,wetin happen na?we never see the continuation of your masterpiece.Dnt be amazed dat i'm a secret reader of ur biafrian story.

d story make sense die.d only prob be sey,d amiableJay slow 4 d regular update.

jennilisius: geeeez! nd wats d price after anwrin al deez questions..

attempt first then leave dat prize u wud get it bountifully.