Has the condom ever broke? Share your experience. What was the outcome?

Oh ma goodness.

It was so creepy.

Once during ma seasons of stupidity when i was easily enticed by the things of the world and nice looking guys.
This was like eight years ago.

I was having a nite of passion or was it a day? I cannot remember (was much younger then and foolisher then). Anyways, we were doing our thing and then when the deed was done, i said alright then and waited for him to dismount and remove his thingy.

When he pulled it out, the condom actually came and got stuck in ma vagina.
It was the scariest thing i have experienced (since labour sha). We tried to seriously pull out the condom , it didnt work.
I was so scared, i was scared of infections, scared of all sorts and the condom was actually in there for a while (two days). I was so scared, ma goodness.

Well, it eventually came out after a two days when i was doing a whizz in the toilet.

Scary stuff i say.

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Lmao. I think that happens quite often, adeboo

I used to work in the medical center on my college campus and the number of girls who came in for that reason alone was hilariously ridiculous.

One of my friends was there once for the same reason, she wasnt aware that I was taking the morning shift and when I heard her tell one of the nurses her "condition" I couldnt help but to just laugh in her face. Her boyfriend was kind of ticked. Rofl  

Lol
my lord,i guess i am outa this world,i have never heard of it been left there for days oo,
men!dats so so funny,infact, oh lord!

My own horror story may be common,its about broken Cds with some1 i dint trust,i commot d thing without blinkin sef ;
It wasnt funny at all,since then i neva touched a gold circle

why sleep with someone you dont trust,

Gee, I've heard of the condom slipping off/into during the act, but i've never heard of not being able to retrieve it -  

@adeboo
lol. . .eya. sorry o. . .but you're kinda funny

tommyex:

Lol
my lord,i guess i am outa this world,i have never heard of it been left there for days oo,
men!that is so so funny,infact, oh lord!

My own horror story may be common,its about broken Cds with someone i dint trust,i commot d thing without blinkin sef ;
It wasnt funny at all,since then i never touched a gold circle

ehrrrrrrrrm. . . .was this before our date or what?

why sleep with someone you don't trust,

aha!
Havnt u eva done that?how r u sure every guy u hang out with trusts u?people lie o,

Nike
It was b4 it,trust me

tommyex:

aha!
Havnt u eva done that?how r u sure every guy u hang out with trusts u?people lie o,

omo, everybody is a hypocrite. . . some are just more than others.

tommyex:

Nike
It was before it,trust me

let's hope so. . .b/c i was going to go to the babalawo next to my house to make a spell for your @$$. . .

tommyex:

aha!
Havnt u eva done that?how r u sure every guy u hang out with trusts u?people lie o,

Um No.

alagolo, what does that mean?

omo, everybody is a hypocrite. . . some are just more than others

Ehen Nike help me tell am oo,though i dont even lie to much up 2 standard.

Hey spare d babalawo's voodoo till d next time i cheat on you oo, .That will be 2moro

Um No.

As in?U havtn done so right?most tyms its guys dat do it,somtn lyk a fling/short term date

tommyex:

As in?You havtn done so right?

No I havent

and I guess it is a "guy thing"

D-reloaded:

Um No.

alagolo, what does that mean?

it means everyones says one thing one min. . . then the next they contradict themselves. . . or do sth they think is unjust and make up excuse for it. . . .hon, no one is perfect, nothing is permanent. . .ideas are meant to be changed. . .some just, some unjust. that's what makes the world go round

@tommysexy
we'll discuss this some other time. . . am hungry, abeg, go make me some food. am too lazy to get up and cook now. wish i was a genie in the bottle. . .then i'll just twish my nose. . .and voila, there goes my jollof rice

Im quite aware no one is perfect but I can personally say for MYSELF that I wouldnt sleep with someone I dont trust. My imperfections and hypocrisy lie elsewhere.

Anyway Most guys tend not to care if even aya mantanga is in their bed so Im not surprised

dude, speak English.

D-reloaded:

I'm quite aware no one is perfect but I can personally say for MYSELF that I wouldnt sleep with someone I don't trust. My imperfections and hypocrisy lie elsewhere.

Anyway Most guys tend not to care if even aya mantanga is in their bed so I'm not surprised

ok babe, diff seasonings for diff folks


@his_grace

his_grace:

. stupid girls.

why does it not surprise me that you're making this comment? hmmmmm!!!

morenike09:

@adeboo
lol. . .eya. sorry o. . .but you're kind of funny

Omo e no funny o.
I nearly died o - i thought over and over again what would have happened. If i had an infection, if i would be able to piss omo e no funny o.

Even the guy kept calling me every minute because he was so worried.

What some people go through in the name of I love you


_**sighs**

adeboo:

Omo e no funny o.
I nearly died o - i thought over and over again what would have happened. If i had an infection, if i would be able to piss omo e no funny o.

Even the guy kept calling me every minute because he was so worried.

LOL. . . glad there was no infections. . . with each enjoyment comes pain, with each sweet comes bitterness. . .and vice versa. . . adeboo, dnt yab me o, but you're cracking me up. . .glad you're alright sha

pahtahkee:

What some people go through in the name of I love you


_**sighs**

Does 'I love you' have anythig to do with using condoms?

wetin hard to believe to hear that (condom stuck 4 2-days)! @adeboo  

My past experience to share with you all:

10 years ago, I had one-night stand with white deaf dude (i know him well) at a hotel for our deaf big event at my alma mater university. I arrived hotel first b4 him to get room in prepare for me insert a spermicide suppository into my vagina pushing up to my cervix that dissolved about 20 minutes to become effective. Of course I had alternative contraceptive at that time---but for me double sex protection.

Then he arrived at the hotel just right time putting his condom and we were doing our thing. After he pulled out his manhood, he began panicked telling me that his condom went loose inside me. I told him calm down and i would pull it out for you.

He freaked me out. He pulled his hairs worrying about spilling sperm inside me. I assured telling him that it won't happen (sperm spilled) because i already inserted spermicide suppository 20 minutes ago before we doing thingy. He still don't believe me.

Two week later when i got my period letting him know via IM/email that i did not get pregnant at all! He ought to trust me knowing what i am doing! What a laugh!

tollu:

Does 'I love you' have anythig to do with using condoms?

help me ask am o

it means everyones says one thing one min. . . then the next they contradict themselves. . . or do sth they think is unjust and make up excuse for it. . . .hon, no one is perfect, nothing is permanent. . .ideas are meant to be changed. . .some just, some unjust. that's what makes the world go round

so cool post,Now i go fast 4wrd our wedding oo

Adeboo
i dont know how 2 tell u it was so funny sef,i can imagine,for daysBut i ll even like 2 fink its possible 2 get it out easily,

lol paraki is so naive.

you really think everyone who has sex is "in love", wetin concern "I love you" with this matter.

his_grace:

@Morenike

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.

ok!! so you can read. . . are you trying to tell me that the reason why you made that comment? omo, nothing new under the sun, spill it out

tollu:

Does 'I love you' have anythig to do with using condoms?

It has oh. It is the starting point to any engagement of condoms with a woman.

If I want to **** you, whats the best method to approach you? Except if you place your market on the streets then there is no need to tell you I love you. All na to just flash the money abi

USPRY
funny story