Mickey7: soo happy dis evening.lyk i just saw my admission status ...

phabulousannie: hmmm.....dats nycc

Latnok95: Metaphycist, just few questions.. Abeg answer..
1) Is there special treatment for Special Students during clearance? (I.e Albino, Deformed peeps and LAZY Boys :p )
2) Na Man-O-War dey control d crowd abi Red Cross? *make I start dey look for I.D card for those organisation...*

Pokemon43: Guys pls d admission letter hw e be?is it d one dat says congrats u ve been offered admission to study a five yrs course?cos i went to print mine today dey said irs 100 naira don't know if am on track.

chaarly: Abeg hu knw d meanin of diz 'KOFA'
ehen. , . Guys during our postume. . . There were s0me fellowship studs dt gav sum of us a c0ngratulatory card. . D name of d church is TREM i stil hav mine o. . Make we use da card identify ourself as fellow nairalanders na. . . 4 doze dt dnt hav. . . Una fit write nairaland uniben admittd student 4 una shirt so identificati0n go easy. . . Make una na mind my suggessi0n o. . . #ah dnt evn knw wah am writing. . . Tired much. Pls dnt take dz pers0nal. . . (in detivo's voice)
yay! Guys. . . Nw hw abt we all write d word "pers0nally" on a polo top dn put in 0n during clearance 4 easy identificati0n. . . Nw cn u dig dat? Dnt pers0nalise diz. . . All pers0nally

tinahrex:
madam no oo....dah 1 na jst admission status 4 one tambolo box.....u nid d jamb e-facility card to print yo jamb admissn letter n original jamb result wiv yo passprt on it,two cards 4 d two stuffs....on d jamb portal its dere under d 'check admissn status'-'print admissn leta bla bla'....

Great~Mind:


By implication of the above, ur saying those that cleared a few days b4 exams didn't write a test

Kiluto: so u dont mind if i cum wit engagment ring on d day of clearance or is it too e
early 4 dat

Riley_Freeman: Ok..here's a new development.

Just few minutes ago, I was chatting with a friend who's been admitted, n she started telling me about a guy in her list who scored 71 in screening, 67 aggregate yet to be admitted..she claimed it might be 'cuz of his State of Origin; Anambra.

But I was convinced without any doubt he should be admitted..I mean, his score was good enough.

I asked her to tell this guy to check again, she was relunctant about it 'cuz she feared he might see same..& she always goes through hell to encourage this guy whenever he checks n sees the same 'sorry, no admission is given yet'

Still..I persisted, until she finally yeilded.

Instead of checking, she gave me the guy's reg number that I should check it myself..but the moment I wanted to, she sent a message 'Dont bother, it's same thing..I just checked'.

I was like 'okay' but something in me wouldn't throw in the towel..So I succumbed to that "something" 's request..I checked...


Lo & behold! He's been admitted!!! He was given Foreign Language.

and now, I feel like I've got a lil magic in me lol...but honestly, I've been feeling down all day..but with this..I feel a lil lifted..so happy for him, the LORD God be praised




LAST BULLET : some phone browsers are BS!

sylvalord: Broda profemmy.. Drop ur reg no. Let me join u in checking wif faith

Mickey7: which mickey?

Pokemon43: Guys pls d admission letter hw e be?is it d one dat says congrats u ve been offered admission to study a five yrs course?cos i went to print mine today dey said irs 100 naira don't know if am on track.

Riley_Freeman: Ok..here's a new development.

Just few minutes ago, I was chatting with a friend who's been admitted, n she started telling me about a guy in her list who scored 71 in screening, 67 aggregate yet to be admitted..she claimed it might be 'cuz of his State of Origin; Anambra.

But I was convinced without any doubt he should be admitted..I mean, his score was good enough.

I asked her to tell this guy to check again, she was relunctant about it 'cuz she feared he might see same..& she always goes through hell to encourage this guy whenever he checks n sees the same 'sorry, no admission is given yet'

Still..I persisted, until she finally yeilded.

Instead of checking, she gave me the guy's reg number that I should check it myself..but the moment I wanted to, she sent a message 'Dont bother, it's same thing..I just checked'.

I was like 'okay' but something in me wouldn't throw in the towel..So I succumbed to that "something" 's request..I checked...


Lo & behold! He's been admitted!!! He was given Foreign Language.

and now, I feel like I've got a lil magic in me lol...but honestly, I've been feeling down all day..but with this..I feel a lil lifted..so happy for him, the LORD God be praised




LAST BULLET : some phone browsers are BS!

Dem-all-crazy:

dis Odizee, na only girls he dey follow oo!

Adex098:

You sure??

Cybertooth:
Chairman, I hope I told you to tell Ghyft on 2go. Is this a diff. person entirely?

Riley_Freeman:

Yessir.

N about that guy, he doesn't know he's been admitted?

Ken excel:


abeg ooo make u let mehlena be ooooo..so ur aim na to go do marriage wen evrybody dy clear, i fink ur papa most hear dis one o....hmmmm, abeg no take am personally oo

Mehlena: google search. Mttcchheew

sylvalord: Sire metaphycist.. I just checked d date on my birth certificate and its 10-4-1996. but my date of birth is actually 8-4-1996.. My mum said my birth certificate was issued on d 10th dats y it's lyk dat.. Pls do i nid to swear an affidavits? Or are my with d birth certificate.. Tnks

Riley_Freeman:

Yessir.

N about that guy, he doesn't know he's been admitted?

Kiluto: guy u'v sed it al. I no b lyk una, me age no de my side. 20yrs no b beans nd mehlena seems 2 b d most maturd gal in dis thread. Personal personally. Detivo u don put dis word 4 evrybodi mouth

Faith93: Abeg trafford nd odas av u printed ur admission letter if yes...ow much is it nd wat oda requirement do we need b4 the strike is called off?
..tnx!