Kolade9: Mehn......whenever i read about rapture...

Fear go just dey grab me

Hmmn...my br0ther...In G0d I trUST.

ditrix: e no go mk sense wen fried rice dey na

na so dem tel y0u...e b lyk say u never ch0p beans may crayfish dey inside...chai...my m0uth is bec0ming waterY...

Adex097:
I feel you bro

hmmm senior boss D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ whine me oh...still ur loyal son...hw abt mumsy I mean ur wife??

exPLIcit7: na so dem tel y0u...e b lyk say u never ch0p beans may crayfish dey inside...chai...my m0uth is bec0ming waterY...

yikes!

exPLIcit7: dz guy eh...n0 wonder...BADBULL...c name.

nd c ur own exPLIcit...geez U̶̲̥̅̊ bad pass badbull.

exPLIcit7: na so dem tel y0u...e b lyk say u never ch0p beans may crayfish dey inside...chai...my m0uth is bec0ming waterY...

... I dnt knw y most bean lovers talk abt deir love for beans in an annoying way...

iLLiE: *clears throat*

Ladies

If you know you can cook,sweep,wash clothes n plates

please holla at me



I need an hostel/house wife tenk

Do u mean.......10 thousand?

badbull92: nd c ur own exPLIcit...geez U̶̲̥̅̊ bad pass badbull.

na wa 0...badewe,badcow,badram,badhen...na 0nly badbull dey...infact ur name supp0se b BADGOAT...n0 vex 0...na J0ke I dey...

Mehlena: yikes!

yeah ryt
...u havn't eaten beans b4
...smh
....remindz me of dat eldee song ..."wash"

Mickey7: ... I dnt knw y most bean lovers talk abt deir love for beans in an annoying way...

so u hate beans...well try it...try c0ok beans with crayfish...w0w...just try it.

sylviagoldie: Good morning, good people of Uniben; the capital city of Nairaland.
How una dey


Eeeemmmm....... Our Able minister for Security, Adex, i greet u.........
D.P.T(Double promotion tinz).

And every honourable citizen, i salute you all.... Have the most pleasant day.....

Where is Ken excel?

..

Hey i sweetie..d only salt in my garri...wait oo i talk anyfin just nw??.
Sowi oo.hw u doin dear?? Missed u small.

Swagalord18:
yeah ryt
...u havn't eaten beans b4
...smh
....remindz me of dat eldee song ..."wash"

Abeg leave Mehlena al0ne...wetin she d0 y0u na...wetin c0ncern u sef tataaf0...n0 vex 0...

Swagalord18:
yeah ryt
...u havn't eaten beans b4
...smh
....remindz me of dat eldee song ..."wash"

so it's impossible?

femzi007: greatest uniben students..i welcme u all sha..get ready 2 be called JAMBITES wen u enta ma skul..nd get ready 2 feel d uniben stress...unda 1 month,i bet it..u guyz go black..na normal tin sha..welcme 1ce again..we dey wait 4 una afta strike!!

...
Hahahahaha..wow dats bro..
Na xo oooo..abeg na true make u drop ur 2go id o..and besides which course u dy study?

exPLIcit7: so u hate beans ...well try it...try c0ok beans with crayfish...w0w...just try it.

crayfish/beans ambassador hav I sed so?...it's just lyk every other food pls dere's nothing special abt it...wat's with yorubas/Edos nd beans anyway

Mickey7: crayfish/beans ambassador hav I sed so?...it's just lyk every other food pls dere's nothing special abt it...wat's with yorubas/Edos nd beans anyway

I agree with...wat is it with beans..anyway..I kinda over-estimated it ab0ve all 0das...

Hello evryone...hw u guys doin??

odizeey: oga clearance can go on,its lecturers on strike nt non acad staffs,no b lecturers dey clear person na

On d contrary......I ws cleard by Mr Okpokunu (one of d most dreaded lecturers in Soc. Sci.)
He currently takes us SAA 121.
So Ken Excel gets d nod here.

Swagalord18:
yeah ryt
...u havn't eaten beans b4
...smh
....remindz me of dat eldee song ..."wash"

who said i havnt eaten beans b4? I eat beans, nd i only said 'yikes' pls mind ur damn business nd next tym use ur brain b4 u quote me.

Adex097:
You get machine wey dey measure stress

u no knw ozoro na why

Nasu T0 join ASUU 0n Strike...where are heading t0...

Adex097:
Lol..I'm not crazy bro

BEANS= quality beans
beans= substandard beans

hahahaiaha.capital letterd nd smal letterd BeAnS

exPLIcit7: Nasu T0 join ASUU 0n Strike...where are heading t0...

End time tinz...be lyke say rapture go start for 9ja b4 other nations.

Asakel:
U nat born again.

Question abi statement?

Metaphycist:
Do u mean.......10 thousand?

Ten thousand ke

Just to wash plates n clothes? Nah!

Mehlena: who said i havnt eaten beans b4? I eat beans, nd i only said 'yikes' pls mind ur damn business nd next tym use ur brain b4 u quote me.

aunty Mehlena calm down biko

Guyz!av got sum questions 4 ya 1..is it true dat sum peepz got admitted into uniben 1st batch admission list with a aggr score of 45 nd above?. 2..do uniben even admits students with less dan 50 in2 any dept?... 3..is 2nd list rili coming out? 4...cn sum1 work his/her admission in2 uniben without any complications?.. I rili need an urgent replies 4rm u guyz...tanks b

We the heavy weight beans eaters do not brag about our talent



Bread n beans daily 4 d back of ma hostel




Oh!!! I miss iya samu

oluwaugo:
End time tinz...be lyke say rapture go start for 9ja b4 other nations.

My br0ther I tire 0...

iLLiE: We the heavy weight beans eaters do not brag about our talent



Bread n beans daily 4 d back of ma hostel




Oh!!! I miss iya samu

I lyk y0u...

MrRomantic1:



wat abt dos who scored 50 nd abv so de wil push dem away nd replace dem wif d 40s
zo many changes r ganna tke place in 9ja
nd its so startin wid d educational system!

Som pple get a life n jst decide 2 throw it ova d cliff.