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Top Ten Reasons Why Tv Is Better Than The Internet by oscarwodo(m): 8:26pm On Apr 28, 2006
10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Not Found 404" message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV. Even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.
Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Tv Is Better Than The Internet by Seun(m): 8:35pm On Apr 28, 2006
7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

People argue a lot about which tv channel to visit, but not over which website to visit. isn't this an advantage of the Internet over TV. is arguing over tv somehow good?
Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Tv Is Better Than The Internet by Odeku(m): 8:43pm On Apr 28, 2006
That posting is lame, and yes people do argue over which show to watch. and you can to surf from your couch if your modem is hooked up to your TV HDTV are equipped with this feature

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