anyways sha,bring one of the tightest,wettest bobbie make i sample , . . . . . .
i go give you trade permit

General Saucekid

once a sauce alwayz a sauce

yes oh

hello all
kuvukiland trend don turn to sometin oh, i dey enjoy am jare but to froceful prince is welcome on kuvukiland.

saucekid:

anyways sha,bring one of the tightest,wettest bobbie make i sample , . . . . . .
i go give you trade permit

wat if i give u ib as a bosom for my permit. . .^{m sure u ll love it, trust me}

which ib be that?
shey na the one wey dey the other side of this land?
^{if na that one,i don adopt you as houseboypikin because you do well}

u don try adopt am becuzz motherless baby home don tire 4 am

abeg na who b dat

fear dey catch you

you dey fear folly?
if you fear am,i go disadopt you sharply

dis-kuvuki the guy na the right word

you also want make i diskuvuki you abi?

lmao
pls can anyone tell me the history of kukuvi land.who started it?where did it originate from?

do you think u are in yur history class?

find out for urself abeg

Well if u wanna know, come over to my room

whats your room address?

sorry man,

I DONT DO GUYS

u sure

if u dont know urself, den its too bad

i dey find who go lap me go kuvuki land

meet Ayusman or Kronkykay

Or better still, GILGEE can do u fine

use donkey

please dont suggest donkey. The donkey may not survive him.

Ayusman/kronky/gilgee can stand the test of time

clem, ituen is right o, i tink he's talkin from experience

where kukuvi land dey oooooooooooooh ?
who brough it up?una wicked no bi small,noboy wan give me concrete ansa  

Its in nairaland. Take 20kobo bus to entertainment forum, drop at the first bus stop then take any available wheelbarrow to kuvukiland

@Ify
History classes dey open now. The topic na "ALL ABOUT KUVUKI". Prerequisites :-
1, Confirmation of the authenticity of your bosom
2. Examination of your inner mehu mehu
3, Ability to withstand 4 bald broad chested kuvukians at once
4, Ability to beat my bedmatical expertise.

Time no dey ooo. Apply now!!!

Who dey find free trip to kuvuki? Kuvuki no poor oo, so lapping is not allowed. Sorry to disappoint your poor ass.

one thing with the joke section
you guys take everything as jokes
am really intrested guys?whats the real history of kukuvi land?

@gilgee hope you had a very merry easter

I try lighten up my day joh. Why you do me so na?
You just asked me to wait behind una gate knowing fully well sey UNA dogs no dey take eye see albino like me. Abeg bring one leg of my slipper when you dey come my side and remember to return the flower(pumpkim leaves) wey I been bring for you.

@ The History of Kuvuki.
The ball dey your court now oo. Na your hand e dey.