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A "kiss" by zimit(m): 11:31am On Feb 29, 2008
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"
Re: A "kiss" by efuah(f): 12:03pm On Feb 29, 2008
lol grin grin grin the husband na Mr. Long talk.
Re: A "kiss" by delib: 1:04pm On Feb 29, 2008
the husband was zimit
Re: A "kiss" by ayusman16(m): 1:47pm On Feb 29, 2008
Short and hilarious. nice one Poster!
Re: A "kiss" by elementus: 1:53pm On Feb 29, 2008
nice joke lol
no longer thing grin grin grin
Re: A "kiss" by segunpc(m): 2:07pm On Feb 29, 2008
good one zimit

u got me laughing

two thumbs up[b] smiley[/b]
Re: A "kiss" by delib: 5:39pm On Feb 29, 2008
nice anyway
Re: A "kiss" by ituen(m): 8:52pm On Feb 29, 2008
cool
Re: A "kiss" by clemcykul(f): 1:09pm On Mar 01, 2008
lol grin

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