A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland asked the Priest
beside her:

Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?"

Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?

" Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's
electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over
the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll
confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through Customs for me.......... Under your robe
perhaps?"

Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must
warn you: I will not lie."

Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one
will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"

Priest: "From the top of my head down to my
waist, I have nothing to
declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

Custom Officer: "And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the
floor?"

Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed
to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go
ahead, Father." Next!

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