Imagine if logicboy made this comment;

logicboy03:

Hi guys! I am in a bad place right now. My father kicked me out of the house and the family business because I was focusing on my atheism too much. I have nowhere else to go and I am hungry and broke. I know that I have been annoying to some of you but will you spare some money for me to get back on my feet and fin a job....I have a masters degree! Here is my GTB account no XXXXX

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I can imagine the replies I would get;

Frosbel:
God is good! Serves you right for insulting God! You lazy, jobless atheist! Foolish knight of atheism. I have said it that all atheists on nairaland are lazy heathens that blame their parents and God for every problem!
Mtchew.....infact, this is a warning to all atheists

Anony:

So sorry, but, I need to understand your problem. How do you define broke? What does hungry truly mean? Can you define broke and relate it to being kicked out?
A good definition of hungry could mean starving for Jesus who is the bread of life

Obadiah777: AKA Buzugee
HAHA.....THIS GODLESS HEATHEN! YOU DESERVE TO BE MORE THAN OUTSIDE ON THE STREETS BRAH! THE EARTH SHOULD BE CLEANSED OF SATANIC LOVERS LIKE YOU BRAH!

HOWEVER, DONT WORRY EDOMITES LIKE US ARE MEANT TO RULE NOW THAT WE ARE IN THE END TIMES....SOON WE GONNA BE ON OUR FEET AND HAVE WHITE SLAVES BRAH! iT WILL BE BETTER FOR YOU IF YOU ACCEPT GOD, BRAH!

Enigma:
Mtchew, I knew your parents have been spoiling you. Disrespectful godless fool. All you know how to do is run around shouting atheism here and there. Lack of proper upbringing.

Joagbaje:
I see that you are facing problems. All you have to do is trust in the lord.....sickness and poverty is not of God.

You can join my church and work there. Your will be fed but your first month salary should be tithed in full unto the lord for his mercies and then the usual 10%.

Ishilove:
Mtchew, broke azz godless heathen! You wanted to date me with no money?

Godless and broke! whata deadly combination! God forbid!

Deepsight;

Hmmph! Logicboy and his juvenile problems. Grow up!

Tbaba1234;

Can logicboy truly be broke? Or is this an "Abdulsaleek" moment?

In islam, we have something called Zakat زكاة . akat is to help poor people.

The Quran is amazing....Isla is the greatest and most practical religion on earth. Allahuakbar!

Hahahahahakikikiki
very funny esp. buzugees reply. Oya confess, are you broke.?

Bélla3: Hahahahahakikikiki
very funny esp. buzugees reply. Oya confess, are you broke.?

Why would you want to know? Can you date a broke guy?


On a serious note, I am just a normal guy that loves being an atheist. Not broke and not rich. Just there.

Logicboy03:

Why would you want to know? Can you date a broke guy?


On a serious note, I am just a normal guy that loves being an atheist. Not broke and not rich. Just there.

I wanted to knw so i can pray for you.lol.
So you love being an atheist? E fit you sha

Bélla3: I wanted to knw so i can pray for you.lol.
So you love being an atheist? E fit you sha

Na prayer I go chop? Send me tithe money jo....

Lol.What d u think my reply would be? Logic boy

tobechi74: Lol.What d u think my reply would be? Logic boy

Something like;

a) Try and made ammends with your family
b) Here is a place to find jobs


I see you as a sensible person

Bélla3: Hahahahahakikikiki
very funny esp. buzugees reply. Oya confess, are you broke.?

LOL NAH THIS IS THE FUNNY ONE >>

Joagbaje:
I see that you are facing problems. All you have to do is trust in the lord.....sickness and poverty is not of God.

You can join my church and work there. Your will be fed but your first month salary should be tithed in full unto the lord for his mercies and then the usual 10%.

HOW THE HECK YOU TRYNA COLLECT TITHE FROM A HOMELESS MAN. DAYUM. JOAGBAJE YOU WRONG MAN

Logicboy03:

Na prayer I go chop? Send me tithe money jo....

I dont pay tithes na...

obadiah777: LOL NAH THIS IS THE FUNNY ONE >> HOW THE HECK YOU TRYNA COLLECT TITHE FROM A HOMELESS MAN. DAYUM. JOAGBAJE YOU WRONG MAN

Joagbaje collects tithes with no mercy

obadiah777: LOL NAH THIS IS THE FUNNY ONE >> HOW THE HECK YOU TRYNA COLLECT TITHE FROM A HOMELESS MAN. DAYUM. JOAGBAJE YOU WRONG MAN

hehehe what tithes can do!

Bélla3: I dont pay tithes na...

Just kidding

Logicboy03:





Joagbaje collects tithes with no mercy

YEAH OGA JO WILL COLLECT TITHE FROM A 1 DAY OLD BABY IF HE CAN

Bélla3: hehehe what tithes can do!

IT CAN OPEN THE DOOR OF HEAVEN AND POUR YOU OUT A BLESSING, THAT THERE SHALL NOT BE ENOUGH ROOM TO RECIEVE IT

obadiah777: IT CAN OPEN THE DOOR OF HEAVEN AND POUR YOU OUT A BLESSING, THAT THERE SHALL NOT BE ENOUGH ROOM TO RECIEVE IT

lol

Thank God sey you know so no romance without finance. . You com be atheist join am. Kai, bad market.

Shiiiiiift, no come block beta Godfearing people from toasting me abeg.

Ishilove: Thank God sey you know so no romance without finance. . You com be atheist join am. Kai, bad market.

Shiiiiiift, no come block beta Godfearing people from toasting me abeg.

@ op, i hope you won't go broke in the nearest future.

cos i've noticed when ppl become aware of their financial status in this manner, they end up broke

#true story

Ishilove: Thank God sey you know so no romance without finance. . You com be atheist join am. Kai, bad market.

Shiiiiiift, no come block beta Godfearing people from toasting me abeg.

lmao.....kai......


I dont have gold but i can show you the golden rays of the sun in a lovely sunset...............................

n.oxide:
@ op, i hope you won't go broke in the nearest future.

cos i've noticed when ppl become aware of their financial status in this manner, they end up broke

#true story

I wont go broke......get rich or die trying bro

LOLOLOLOL.....You missed davidlyan, reyginus, truthislight, ijawkid and deepsight. Also didn't see any responses from your fans (the ones that knighted you)

Mr_Anony: LOLOLOLOL.....You missed davidlyan and deepsight

Deepsight is there.


Davidylan....I wasnt sure what he would likely say

LOL!. . .Logicboy. . .You are a riot. . .LOL!

Mr_Anony: LOLOLOLOL.....You missed davidlyan, reyginus, truthislight, ijawkid and deepsight. Also didn't see any responses from your fans (the ones that knighted you)

Atheists are hard to stereotype. But christians make good comedy....we have the tithers, fundamentalists, prophets of doom etc

Ijawkid doesnt really argue/talk that much......only when his JH is challenged
Reygunius is just there. He only asks questions.

Vexdacool will say something like, you gay lover and suicidal atheist fool. . .Now you are broke?. . .Crazy infidel, you haven't seen anything yet. . .LOL!. . .

mazaje: Vexdacool will say something like, you gay lover and suicidal atheist fool. . .Now you are broke?. . .Crazy infidel, you haven't seen anything yet. . .LOL!. . .

lol.....I actaully thought of that....I must have forgotten to add it!

so you have sense like this, Godless heathen indeed, Lol.

You forgot to add these words to obadiah777's reply::::........YOU BELLIGERENT and CANTANKEROUS HEATHEN..............YOU'RE GONNA GET NUKED IN A THERMONUCLEAR FURNACE...

luxanne: so you have sense like this, Godless heathen indeed, Lol.

ijawkid: You forgot to add these words to obadiah777's reply::::........YOU BELLIGERENT and CANTANKEROUS HEATHEN..............YOU'RE GONNA GET NUKED IN A THERMONUCLEAR FURNACE...

lol...lmao

LOL,

and i almost miss this party

let me take a shot at what davidylan might say:

davidylan:
And i was hoping this despicable weasel will have a real job outside nairaland. I guess i was wrong. No wonder he is broke, instead of engaging his under-developed mental faculties on productive job like myself, he camps permanently on nairaland and spews his usual atheist nonsense from his peanut brains.

Stryktlymi will be like

' Good evening sir,

In as much as we do not share same beliefs, I'd like you to know I empathize with your situation and hope I can help you in any way I can

'

FxKing2012 will be like

' Yeah, that's good.. The curse God placed on you had begun to work. Repent and change your ways, fool (not me but the Bible)'

Goshen360: 'ah, my runnerup, u don broke? Heheehe, come yankee, I fit hook you up, u know as we dey do am na'

Truthislight: 'logicboy, broke? Hmmm, not my concern'

Image123 will post a bible verse.

JeSoul will move your thread to general section.

Pagan9ja will send you some cash.. Just send frosbel as sacrifice..