It's only in nollywood where a brick-layer would hire a limousine and take a girl out for shopping and also to the best eatery for dinner....yet he lives in a "face me i face you" environment

head_to_to: If you think Hollywood movies are perfect: go through this:@

http://www.moviemistakes.com/best_pictures.php

AWESOME

na 4 yoruba home video u go dey hear d babalawo'fadekemi oooo' alakoko ti mo pe e niyen......fadekemi oooo....ooo gbudo ma damilohun.....fadekemi oooo...na so fadekemi go appear 4 screen...lyk say we b mumu,

Hehehehe, this reminds me of my jamo friend. She told me anytime they wanna have a good laugh back home in Kingston, they just slot in a nollywood movie.

Lol

is nollywood they flashback to 1988 and u will see MTN billboard

Ola2njee: na 4 yoruba home video u go dey hear d babalawo'fadekemi oooo' alakoko ti mo pe e niyen......fadekemi oooo....ooo gbudo ma damilohun.....fadekemi oooo...na so fadekemi go appear 4 screen...lyk say we b mumu,

I pity u, you never see where juju dey work. Stay there they yearn dust.

Only in nollywood where a lady who was driving with her friend, would stop the car by the roadside and come out to gossip, then continue her journey...

LMFAO @ this thread. ROTFL

saxywale: Hehehehe, this reminds me of my jamo friend. She told me anytime they wanna have a good laugh back home in Kingston, they just slot in a nollywood movie.

So? Means they watch it because its bad or what? Deception.

The rich always drink juice anytime of the day while gisting or reading papers. They always eat rice n chicken in meals n see it as a treat. Sorry for the so called celebs.

U shoot sumbdy on his chest nd derz a hole on hez shirt bt no trace of blood

mflexy8: The rich always drink juice anytime of the day while gisting or reading papers. They always eat rice n chicken in meals n see it as a treat. Sorry for the so called celebs.

So? Define whats wrong there.

abbey2kool: Lol

Can't stop laughing.....this really made my day!!

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So? Define whats wrong there.

There are other things to drink. Old pips avoid such shit. Yet they gobble it. And see it as enjoyment and status symbol.

Rotlmao... Home video na dirty sha. Other people notice what I notice.

At d end of part 1.,
"This is just the beginning".

I'm currently watching a movie where slaves were locked in a cage made of bamboo and rope to tie the door, and all the slaves are sitting,crying helplessly like its the end of their lives

mflexy8:
There are other things to drink. Old pips avoid such shit. Yet they gobble it. And see it as enjoyment and status symbol.

You said the rich, now you said old people avoid such. Contradictory and dull. People can drink anything, they dont have to drink what you like in movies. Dull. They are acting, and all you can see is that they are enjoying a common drink like status symbol.

anitank: I'm currently watching a movie where slaves were locked in a cage made of bamboo and rope to tie the door, and all the slaves are sitting,crying helplessly like its the end of their lives

No. When you are made a slave, it is the beginning of life and you have to laugh and smile when tied up as a slave.

I fink i m filled wit lafta . . . I don belleful . . . *rolling on d bed*

Or when one big Man tell the kids he is traveling to village. He drove down inside one street that looks like village road, in the street u will see LAGOS TAXI come from opposite side.

Every mad person dances on d road.secondly every evil man confesses b4 he dies.

head_to_to: Na only Naija person go go abroad, see snow for the first time, begin take pictures inside snow make him take send home make dem know say him don see snow.

Boringgggg

Why did he answer u? Wen u fool urself tire nobody answer u, u 4 go hug transformer.dem tie u 4 d thread.na by force to gain recognition?

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I have no idea what that means. "dont take it personal"?

A rich woman wears high heel shoe 2 stay at home.nd wears makeup 2 sleep.

eriegua83: Why did he answer u? Wen u fool urself tire nobody answer u, u 4 go hug transformer.dem tie u 4 d thread.na by force to gain recognition?

The thing never pain you reach. If he pain you wella, you know what to do. Example, hit your own head against the wall. dull.

The most stup.id thing to say. Gain recognition on NairaLand. Fish brain.

dannysteve99@ya:
Or when one big Man tell the kids he is traveling to village. He drove down inside one street that looks like village road, in the street u will see LAGOS TAXI come from opposite side.

Dumb. Lagos Taxi no dey go village?

Joblessness bad oh!4 more than 2 hrs u dey exhibit ur uselessness.U need a LIFE my guy, don't be a waste pipe 2 ur generation.

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The thing never pain you reach. If he pain you wella, you know what to do. Example, hit your own head against the wall. dull.

when an idea jst came to a person to poison someone else,they wld jst go straight to their kitchen cabinet and bring out the poison.
Make una help me ask them poison na ingredent wey dem take dey cook food?

[color=#990000][/color]Joblessness bad oh!4 more than 2 hrs u dey exhibit ur uselessness.U need a LIFE my guy, don't be a waste pipe 2 ur generation.

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The thing never pain you reach. If he pain you wella, you know what to do. Example, hit your own head against the wall. dull.

Before nko? No, he will still be alive! LOL