Olastep1: thanks 4d appointment. But mind u, u've also got to chop g-flakes when u resume. Everyday, its either rice, spag or g-flakes. Bt in moz, u'l hear stories of Amala, Eba, Indomie, Ila... Na dem get time

Oga ola no be everybody get time 4 amala 4 moz o

mech engnr aspirant in d hauz? Add me up on 2go wit same username

dammymighty: Putn in 4 surgery. Ma agg is 272.5. Sum1 said d cutof is 271.5 anoda person said it's 275. Wats reli d cutof 4 medicine pls....

medicine na 270.5 ooo

Expredites,heard d cutoff 4 medicine is 81.6,hw tru?

Samtolly4JESUS: go through the previous posts!

The pume is coming up








After the World cup!


and your list will show face






after world war 3

Lolz..

Or after the 2015 election..

phtemie:
Lolz..

Or after the 2015 election..

Which time list will now come out

Samtolly4JESUS:

Which time list will now come out

list na after strike ooooo8-)

T.ice:
list na after strike ooooo8-)

I pray so boss!

Samtolly4JESUS:

Which time list will now come out

After becoming the president..Cos I'll be contesting for presidency in the nearest future.

phtemie:
After becoming the president..Cos I'll be contesting for presidency in the nearest future.

JESUS! You wan kill the boy

.....If THUNDER and ASUU dey strike 2geda.......wetin fit happen....

T.ice:
.....If THUNDER and ASUU dey strike 2geda.......wetin fit happen....

oboy no be new tin na...

For yoruba filmz e dey happen wella...ASUU go dey strike at the same time with thunder

na at that time d witches dey everly dey in form of birds..

u neva notice say ASUU presido resemble jide kosoko


Culled from KOTO AIYE

phtemie:
After becoming the president..Cos I'll be contesting for presidency in the nearest future.

ahahahah y be say u dey copy me? Mai one big plan na to contest 4 presidential electn cums 2022 if God tarry...lolx no p sha we go contest na #winks#

phtemie:
After becoming the president..Cos I'll be contesting for presidency in the nearest future.

lolzzz......nah grandpapa's go dey do matric den

gloatkenf: YOU ARE RICE, TOTALLY RICE. GOOD MORNY TO YOU.

Am not rice ooo, i jxt import and export gflakes ooo 8-)8-)8-)

Messilo: Please guys, when will oau writes its post utme? i, need answer curiously!!!!!

Nyc 1 boss, u @least succeeded in twistin sum pple's brains. But no go giv nxt yr aspirants high BP, stroke, cancer, paralyses or evn HIV/AIDS ooo coz sum pple ar alrdy hopin 4 nxt yr in OAU, if dey c dis coupled wif ASUU strike, NUGA game and putme nevva hold, dem fit commit suicide....#save souls#

jakesund:

oboy no be new tin na...

For yoruba filmz e dey happen wella...ASUU go dey strike at the same time with thunder

na at that time d witches dey everly dey in form of birds..

u neva notice say ASUU presido resemble jide kosoko


Culled from KOTO AIYE

lolllll really funny lwkm oooo

****.....If THUNDER and ASUU dey strike 2geda.......wetin fit happen....?

Samtolly4JESUS: JESUS! You wan kill the boy

If that is what you could infer from that post..No problem..

Fynestboi: ahahahah y be say u dey copy me? Mai one big plan na to contest 4 presidential electn cums 2022 if God tarry...lolx no p sha we go contest na #winks#

Well,cos you are my able presido..I'll step down for you when the time comes..But I'll be your running mate..Agreed?

phtemie:
If that is what you could infer from that post..No problem..

I hope diplomatic immunity won't shroud you when the Law is up against you

Oluwatola5: lolzzz......nah grandpapa's go dey do matric den

In Jesus' voice "You have said so"

Samtolly4JESUS: I hope diplomatic immunity won't shroud you when the Law is up against you

Have you forgotten I also have a portfolio in this thread?..Thread Chief Justice..so,automatically I'm also diplamatically immune..So to start with,the Law no fit stand against me..

phtemie:
Well,cos you are my able presido..I'll step down for you when the time comes..But I'll be your running mate..Agreed?

AgREED

phtemie:
Have you forgotten I also have a portfolio in this thread?..Thread Chief Justice..so,automatically I'm also diplamatically immune..So to start with,the Law no fit stand against me..

CONFAM

phtemie:
Have you forgotten I also have a portfolio in this thread?..Thread Chief Justice..so,automatically I'm also diplamatically immune..So to start with,the Law no fit stand against me..

I will personally alter the obnoxious immunity Law!

Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday ..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am

asun seller : no wahala

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u..

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat ...we hope to get more patronage from u



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN

jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday ..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am

asun seller : no wahala

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u..

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat ...we hope to get more patronage from u



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN

ouch! Oya take Aboniki

jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday ..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am

asun seller : no wahala

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u..

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat ...we hope to get more patronage from u



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN

criously i must confess u gat me




bt waits ooo u sure say na LAW U WAN C UR NAME OR DRAMATIC Lol

Samtolly4JESUS: ouch! Oya take Aboniki

tnxx

jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday ..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am

asun seller : no wahala

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u..

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat ...we hope to get more patronage from u



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN

Lmfao.. 4 ex-predites cut off 4 medicine is 81.6 and Medical rehabilitation 71.6