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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 2:21pm On Aug 21, 2013
x-kid2000:
Lmfao.. 4 ex-predites cut off 4 medicine is 81.6 and Medical rehabilitation 71.6
So wats d gudnews!!! U made it?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by tIce(m): 2:34pm On Aug 21, 2013
jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..sad

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday sad..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...wink

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat undecided

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door smiley

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on cheesy

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym wink

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH cheesy

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost grin

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh smiley

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go sad

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go tongue

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am wink

asun seller : no wahala smiley

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow angry

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business angry

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara angry

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir sad

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u.. sad

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat cheesy...we hope to get more patronage from u wink



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN sad sad
ehyaaaaa peleee
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 2:37pm On Aug 21, 2013
jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..sad

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday sad..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...wink

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat undecided

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door smiley

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on cheesy

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym wink

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH cheesy

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost grin

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh smiley

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go sad

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go tongue

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am wink

asun seller : no wahala smiley

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow angry

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business angry

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara angry

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir sad

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u.. sad

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat cheesy...we hope to get more patronage from u wink



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN sad sad
God av mercy!!! U ar blessin ASUU d@ dey will av all d strenght dey nid, in order words, u dey giv dem more annointin 2 strike on niyen, coz d only tym i rmber any association calld d@ is wen dey don strike.....b very careful make we no lynch u 4 here ooo #2nd round#
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 2:46pm On Aug 21, 2013
phtemie:
Have you forgotten I also have a portfolio in this thread?..Thread Chief Justice..so,automatically I'm also diplamatically immune..So to start with,the Law no fit stand against me..
Hmm, misuse of office. U ar indeed a typical Nigerian....but God is watchin u via Samtolly's 120D latest invention ooo
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 2:47pm On Aug 21, 2013
Oluwatola5: God av mercy!!! U ar blessin ASUU d@ dey will av all d strenght dey nid, in order words, u dey giv dem more annointin 2 strike on niyen, coz d only tym i rmber any association calld d@ is wen dey don strike.....b very careful make we no lynch u 4 here ooo #2nd round#
ABI OOO
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 2:52pm On Aug 21, 2013
Oluwatola5: Hmm, misuse of office. U ar indeed a typical Nigerian....but God is watchin u via Samtolly's 120D latest invention ooo
how you dey take know my lastest inventions na!

You be prophetess indeed!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 2:56pm On Aug 21, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: how you dey take know my lastest inventions na!

You be prophetess indeed!
Lolzz.....it is a spiritual sumfin,jxt make sure u monitor d@ Miketotti whreva he is now, coz i dnt trust d@ guy, i fink he has strtd avin sum shady business' wif dos ASUU guys, is lyk Miketotti z d cause of dis strike afterall
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:11pm On Aug 21, 2013
Just heard from a reliable source that OAU will insist on their cutoff this year because there are a lot of people who are 1 or 2 marks short of the cutoffs.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Gcool2(m): 3:22pm On Aug 21, 2013
Insist as aw?dey do change d cut off b4?
Chiamaka01: Just heard from a reliable source that OAU will insist on their cutoff this year because there are a lot of people who are 1 or 2 marks short of the cutoffs.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:45pm On Aug 21, 2013
Gcool2: Insist as aw?dey do change d cut off b4?
It means they will try as much as possible not to admit anyone that does not meet the cutoff even if the person is very close.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jaryeh(m): 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2013
jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..sad

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday sad..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...wink

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat undecided

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door smiley

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on cheesy

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym wink

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH cheesy

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost grin

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh smiley

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go sad

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go tongue

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am wink

asun seller : no wahala smiley

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow angry

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business angry

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara angry

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir sad

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u.. sad

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat cheesy...we hope to get more patronage from u wink



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN sad sad

wao!great joke, thumbs up ,am gona update this as ma status bro
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Adegbemigunjosh(m): 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2013
Chiamaka01:
It means they will try as much as possible not to admit anyone that does not meet the cutoff even if the person is very close.

ogbeni no gve pipu hypertension here....wat is catchment cut off meant for....or na everybody go meet cut off....
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by whaleylawz: 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2013
x-kid2000:
Lmfao.. 4 ex-predites cut off 4 medicine is 81.6 and Medical rehabilitation 71.6
wat bout accountin?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2013
Adegbemigunjosh:
ogbeni no gve pipu hypertension here....wat is catchment cut off meant for....or na everybody go meet cut off....
catchment cut off is still merit cutoff. it's just that it's for the states involved alone.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Adegbemigunjosh(m): 4:23pm On Aug 21, 2013
Chiamaka01:
catchment cut off is still merit cutoff. it's just that it's for the states involved alone.

beta...no gve me hypertension jare....lolzzz
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 4:29pm On Aug 21, 2013
Imagine if animals and insects were on facebook:
MOSQUITO WALL POST
Finally PHCN don off light blood sucking things.
COMMENTS
Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end.
abeg bros which area you dey? my people don fleet house.

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 4:32pm On Aug 21, 2013
DOG WALL POST
Na wa oh... I never even stay reach 5 mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me. *ghost mode activated* dem no go see me, escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS
My neighbour na calabar oh. Im eyes no good for where dogs dey. I go bite am so.

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by benatex(m): 4:34pm On Aug 21, 2013
x-kid2000:
Lmfao.. 4 ex-predites cut off 4 medicine is 81.6 and Medical rehabilitation 71.6
Engineerimg nko
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 4:36pm On Aug 21, 2013
Oluwatola5: Am not rice ooo, i jxt import and export gflakes ooo 8-)8-)8-)
oya import rice with gflakes nah, gflakes ti sun me now I wanna change to white and black rice...u get me rice? Is all rice! Am xpektn d rice...I won't mind d price... ☺...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 4:38pm On Aug 21, 2013
CHICKEN WALL POST
On the 1st of Dec., i'll be travelling for one month, if u need my attention, enter bush, i no fit shout. these xtians no be em at all
COMMENTS
No be only you oh, i dey migrate oh.
RAM WALL POST
As sallah, don dey reach, na church things from now on, blood of Jesus go cover me.

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 4:42pm On Aug 21, 2013
RAT WALL POST
Omo na die i dey oh... no food for my master's kitchen. Na im books go hear am nah. Im think say i come im house to watch tv, abi?
COMMENTS
Your master stingy, disown am jor.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 4:43pm On Aug 21, 2013
Adegbemigunjosh:
beta...no gve me hypertension jare....lolzzz
I think am laughing in gibberish ☺...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 4:45pm On Aug 21, 2013
HE GOAT POST
Heat mood activated, any she goat online for sex chat?
COMMENTS
a) She goat- @he goat, you are a capital BIG FOOL.
b) He goat- @she goat, pretender, as if u no dey feel Hot, carry your smelling backside comot for post jor.

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 4:54pm On Aug 21, 2013
Fact book...

DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT THE ONLY SURVIVING TREE IN THE WHOLE FAMOUS SAHARAH DESERT GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY A DRUNK WITH IS PICK-UP TRUCK IN BROAD DAY LIGHT IN EARLY 1970...
You know what, when I first read this, what came to my mind instantly as an african guy was that the MAN MUST HAVE BEEN CURSED BY HIS WIFE BEFORE DRIVING AWAY FROM HOME abi... ☺!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 4:54pm On Aug 21, 2013
gloatkenf: oya import rice with gflakes nah, gflakes ti sun me now I wanna change to white and black rice...u get me rice? Is all rice! Am xpektn d rice...I won't mind d price... ☺...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 4:55pm On Aug 21, 2013
gloatkenf: oya import rice with gflakes nah, gflakes ti sun me now I wanna change to white and black rice...u get me rice? Is all rice! Am xpektn d rice...I won't mind d price... ☺...
lolzzzz.....white rice dey but black rice is rat poo, so dont eat crap ooo
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by afobam(m): 5:04pm On Aug 21, 2013
Abeg hu sabi nursing sci pd cut off?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 5:46pm On Aug 21, 2013
Oluwatola5: lolzzzz.....white rice dey but black rice is rat poo, so dont eat crap ooo
i am trying not to jae...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 7:21pm On Aug 21, 2013
Hello house, please, can someone answer these questions for me IS AN OAU STUDENT A GREAT IFE?, IS OMOLE A PRIMARY SCHOOL HEADTEACHER? AND IS OAU A PRIMARY SCHOOL IN OSUN STATE? Please and please i need answer curiously!!!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 7:24pm On Aug 21, 2013
I hope i'm not derailing the thread with these questions.
1. If someone from america is called an american and someone from mexico, a mexican.
What do you call someone from Jericho?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 7:26pm On Aug 21, 2013
2. If a black person from America is called a Black American and someone from Poland, Polish.
What do you then call a black person from Poland?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by hackex(m): 7:44pm On Aug 21, 2013
Those PD-Pig Morafuckers Dumped Ma Hommie "Peter Babalola" After Usin His Hard Earned Money To Campaign For That Black Facktard "Oyinlola"!! They Promised To Giv Him The Slot After Oyin's Tenure.. Buh Ma Hommie Got A Clue Dat "The Higher Killer" a.k.a "Omisore" Is Gon' Be The Flag Bearer After Oyin's Tenure!!

Ma Hommie Jumped On The Winning Side ACN Now.. "APC" a.k.a "Barca"!!

Now Ma Hommie Is The Reason Why Ma Town Is Among The 6 Towns To Enjoy The Urban-Renewal Project!!

Osun A Dara Oooo!!
**drops mic**

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