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Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 7:02pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
markolini, ur mama so stupid she had an aborted you but you didn't wanna die. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 12:04pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
J UNIT, yo mama is so ugly she gave u a nickname after her middle name, JUNK , JUNK UNIT {J UNIT} |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:12pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
markolini your mamma so old her breast milk is now powder milk. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 8:00pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
J UNIT u moma is so dumb she prepared indomie (pepper soup style) and ate i wit pounded yam |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:53pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
your mamma so dumb she gave birth to you |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 8:07pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
guy abeg go sit down u no get lines yo moma is so black her surname was changed to PENUMBRA (total darkness) |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:30am On Apr 30, 2008 |
your mamma's i-q is has little has her height. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 10:50am On May 01, 2008 |
am wastin my time wit u, let me give u one last one n then go search a worthy opponent, junit u moma is so ugly they thought she was the aftermat of hurricane katrina |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 5:40pm On May 01, 2008 |
YOUR MAMMAS ARE THE CLUMSIEST SHITS IN OUR WORLD SO DARK, THAT THEY CAN BE CALLED DARK LORDS SHOULD I SAY LORDESS, OH MY GOODNESS, YOUR MAMMAS ARE BITCHES, AND THEIR ***** ITCHES. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 6:39pm On May 01, 2008 |
makavele ur momma is d only reason the word DISGUSTING was created |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 12:21am On May 02, 2008 |
WHY DIDNT YOU NAME YOURSELF MACARONNI I GUESS YOUR MOMMA ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI, AND SHE DON'T KNOW THE LETTER T STANDS FOR MOTHERHOOD "TRAUMA" THATS WHAT SHE GOT AND SHE AIN HOT |
Re: Yo Mamma, by icezik1(m): 4:04pm On May 02, 2008 |
@MAkavele Your Momma's so stupid that when she gave birth to you, she called the Doctor over and asked whose child you were? |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 7:32pm On May 02, 2008 |
MAKARONIIIIII THATS WHAT I CALL YA CAN YOU HEAR THE BELL, YOUR MOMMA IS ABOUT TO LOSE YA. DONT Bleep WITH ME, COS YOUR MOMMA AINT MY TYPE I GUESS I WOULD GIVE HER CANCER THAT'S GOT THE HYPE NEXT TO ME, IS YOUR BAD ASS MOM SHE'S MY TOY, I DRINK HER LIKE RUM GO TO SCHOOL, KID, MAMMA AINT COMING BACK THE NEXT THING U'LL SEE IS HER GRAVE, COS MAKAVELE GAVE HER A WHACK |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 12:17pm On May 03, 2008 |
u's sorry sight maine as wretched as a goat your moma was a wee wench when she passed out on a coach driven near madness cuzz she gave birth to a roach(you) go to school lil' boy or your moma u gonn loat |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 5:33pm On May 03, 2008 |
@Markolini WHERE SHOULD I START FROM ~ YOUR MAMMA'S ASS IS FROZEN SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT 10 PLUS 2 MAKES A DOZEN YOU'VE GOT A CRAZY MAMMA ~WHO LOOKS LIKE A FLAMINGO I COULD RIDE HER ON MY BED LIKE ZE ROBERTO YOUR MAMMA THINKS SHE'S AS HOT AS THUNDER BUT WITH MY FINGERS I COULD Bleep HER "UNDER" HER **** STINKS LIKE A BIN I COULD THROW MY DIRT IN THERE, I COULD SLAP HER CHIN UR MAMMA IS A BABY-MAKING MACHINE SHE GOES BANANAS WHEN I IGNITE MY ENGINE MY ADVISE IS "U BETTER WATCH UR MOUTH" WHEN AM THRU WITH DISSING YOU ~ YOU BETTER NOT POUT Bleep 'EM, YOUR MAMMA AND YOU AS I WOULD ALWAYS SAY, GO AHEAD AND KISS MY BUTT |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 7:10pm On May 03, 2008 |
@ makavele makavele u know ~u mom's cunt is rotten she's dirties wench~i ever stuck my cock in am sure she takes her bath in tubs filled wit skunk spray she doesn't know a word of english smells like a snail us a lil boi so i ain't gonn diss u u should learn to bow when d bigger men approach u nairaland note/u fukc u use 1 condom remember u use six when it makavele's dumb mum |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 7:33pm On May 03, 2008 |
@Markolini it's a pity i dissed your mom, am the macho i guessed she left your dad, because he's a homo (sexual) he bleeped your cranked ass like i did your momma hmnnn, she tastes pretty good, i mean sour its crazy u had a mom like jezebel next week is her funeral, so am ringing the bell of death, yeah and thats the fact your momma keeps begging me for a wack i love your momma's ***** shit, i get it 10 times a day |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 7:48pm On May 03, 2008 |
ur mom is worst thing dat ever happened to humanity stretch marks allover one would she was scar city her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach |
Re: Yo Mamma, by dayong(m): 7:52pm On May 03, 2008 |
what is it you are talking about |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 8:01pm On May 03, 2008 |
ok i'll xplain (your mom is worst thing that ever happened to humanity) am sure u know wat dat means (stretch marks allover one would she was scar city) means she has stretch marks like she was a city of scars (her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat) her breast slackened from feeding makavele who is a goat (when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach) anytime he asks for meat she gives him a bowl of cockroach hope u dig ??peace out |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 8:02pm On May 03, 2008 |
@dayong we're dissing each other's mom,,,,,,,,,,,,,me and MARKOLINI @MArkolini its pretty good i got a roach for a mum but its all bad that she swam in my cum when i bleeped her and i she i kissed i think makavele, she misses me ur momma taste incredibly bitter so u aint got a momma, am ur babysitter\ am spanking ur ass, bad ass son am bleeping ur momma, am grinding her **** like rum |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 8:08pm On May 03, 2008 |
am looking at my rearview i can see a bitch thats new am gonna take the fool for a ride and plunge into her **** that's wide who's this bitch on the block it's markolini's mom sucking c**k always dashing out blowjobs like dat's her job damn, what can i say, jerk your momma carried you for 3 months, and that's why u aint got a spleen your head's too small, lil' boy you don't add up to half, lil' toy |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 8:09pm On May 03, 2008 |
hahaha u juss dissed urself fucko son go get a life or u'll be hanged on ur time zone i waste time dissin u,u waste of spit i juss logout now n let u go to sleep |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 8:25pm On May 03, 2008 |
OH MY GOODNESS, THE bleeper JUST LOGGED OUT HE LIED, I REALLY GOT HIS BRAIN LOCKED OUT LIKE KATRINA, I GOT HIM SWEPT OUT NOW, MY PROPHECY, AM SENDING HIM OUT (OF THIS THREAD) ITS A SHAME, YOU COULDNT FACE MAKAVELE HMM, I THINK YOU BETTER GO WATCH THE TeeVee CARTOONS WERE MADE FOR YOU AND YOUR MOMMA GOES PINK LIKE FLOWERS WHEN ITS COMES TO SUMMER |
Re: Yo Mamma, by markolini(m): 8:41pm On May 03, 2008 |
son/ y would i wanna logout cuzz o u/ u dumbest thing/ i seen after shrek 2/ |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 10:41pm On May 04, 2008 |
i hope to be in the battle of the illiest just to prove, that markolini is the wackest |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 3:44pm On May 05, 2008 |
markavele, what da flip yo mamma so dump she wanted to name you makelele cause you are as black as night, but she forgot the spelling, such a fool. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 7:51pm On May 05, 2008 |
@ J-UNIT Really, i guessed your momma fancied your pappa being gay dats why she couldnt help u differentiate a G from a J |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:31pm On May 06, 2008 |
@ makavelele] yo mamma has no taste in men, that is why she ended up eith you. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:33pm On May 06, 2008 |
@ makavelele yo mamma so fat we are in her right now. |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:33pm On May 06, 2008 |
@ makavelele yo mamma so fat when she wears a yallow jersey people shout "taxi" |
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:36pm On May 06, 2008 |
@ markelele yo mamma so stupid that she puts on lip stick on her head just to make up her mind |
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