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Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 7:40pm On Oct 27, 2010
Yo mamma so dumb
She shoot you with a knife and stab you witta gun
Re: Yo Mamma, by Joecoollorenzo(m): 10:45pm On Oct 27, 2010
Kinda wonder u white or black
but ur bitchy crazy momma so dark
she ones the torch to look herself in d mirror. Hahahahaha
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 12:21am On Oct 28, 2010
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder,
Re: Yo Mamma, by Joecoollorenzo(m): 2:06pm On Oct 28, 2010
Just like u, ur momma soooooooo fat that they use helicopter to get just her tiny waist measurement. Lool
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 10:56pm On Oct 30, 2010
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says, 'to be continued',
Re: Yo Mamma, by Joecoollorenzo(m): 4:16am On Nov 01, 2010
Ur mother so short, i cud pocket her
Re: Yo Mamma, by maniakz: 1:21pm On Nov 01, 2010
yo momma'z zo ztupid dat zhe tot an eclipze iz d end of the world.
yo momma'z zo dumb dat wen i prezz d door bell zhe went to check the microwave.
Re: Yo Mamma, by maniakz: 6:03pm On Nov 04, 2010
yo momma iz zo ztupid dat ztupidity can't define her
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 3:06pm On Nov 07, 2010
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Re: Yo Mamma, by MAC3: 10:17pm On Nov 11, 2010
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for petrol money
Re: Yo Mamma, by DCee3TReeT: 9:04pm On Nov 13, 2010
yo mamma so lonely so she had 2 get a boyfriend so urgly.
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2010
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 3:42pm On Dec 14, 2010
ur mama entered into an ugly pageant and they told her no proffesionals allowed
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 4:44pm On Dec 14, 2010
Yea yea' ur momma is so nice she has'nt seen her own kitty!
Re: Yo Mamma, by phraze(m): 4:54pm On Dec 21, 2010
yo mama so funny, i tot her long ears and nose was bug bunnies
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 4:29pm On Dec 22, 2010
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 12:26pm On Dec 23, 2010
ur mom is so stupid, she heard it was chilli outside then she went to get a bowl
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 6:25pm On Dec 24, 2010
Lol@phraze u dey craze, ^^^ur momma's so LaMe she does'nt knw ur NaMe!
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 5:46pm On Dec 25, 2010
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 10:08am On Dec 26, 2010
Your momma's so dumb and such a fat-meat she named u after her incorrectly!
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 3:00pm On Dec 26, 2010
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2010
Your momma so Fat she causes pede§trian G0-§l0w' on the bridge!
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 5:18pm On Dec 26, 2010
Yo mama so skinny her nipplez touch.
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 7:28pm On Dec 26, 2010
Your momma so dumb she only kn0ws and says 'D' word!
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2010
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 8:08pm On Dec 26, 2010
Your momma so hungry she hoped to take a Bite @ gala Nite!
Re: Yo Mamma, by FatFish: 8:20pm On Dec 26, 2010
This is the one individual matter I am aware of..
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 9:02pm On Dec 26, 2010
Your momma s0 loud she bring§ EQUALIZER 2000 bck 2 sale's and starr's 2011'
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 2:46pm On Dec 28, 2010
your mama so dum she thought nairaland was a da capital of nigeria
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 3:13pm On Dec 28, 2010
Your momma so OLD she invented SCHOOL!
Re: Yo Mamma, by switdick(m): 10:17pm On Dec 30, 2010
Huh! You r still breathing?? I thought i already buried yo momm'as a*ss lol well your momma so foggy and used you locked her BACK in the YARD!

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