dessy002: A Yoruba Man and an Igbo man
were caught in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer. They were arrested and
taken
to the Sheikh's palace for questioning and judgement. The
yoruba man lied that the igbo
man smuggled and forced him to
drink the beer!! Both were
initially
given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the
sheikh decided they should be
released after some lashes of
the whip. As they were
preparing for
their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's
birthday
today and she asked me to
allow each of you 2 wishes
before your whipping, but you
cannot wish not to be whipped!" The yoruba man thought for a
second then said: "Please tie two
pillows to my back before
whipping." And
my second wish is that you flog
me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for
him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.:$
The igbo man saw this; thought
for a second, then said: "Thank
you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My
first wish is to receive 100 lashes
with the strongest..., toughest
whip available." :O
"If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a puzzled look on his face..., " and your second wish?"
igbo man replies: "Tie the yoruba
man to my back....
Yoruba man faints...

Abia, Imo, Enugu, Ebonyi, Imo and parts of Benue

taharqa:

http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/six-states-to-experience-two-day-blackout-tcn/

some-girl:


which is the sixth state?

metti:
What is the relationship between this your joke and the thread? Are you okay?

taharqa: So okay, those of una in Enugu (sincere9jerian et al), Anambra, Imo, Ebonyi, Abia and Benue prepare for COMPLETE DARKNESS for 2 days (on Saturday and Sunday- make una pray say e no even pass 2 days sef). Thank me later for the info, LOL..

Meanwhile, it is REALLY GREAT news that the very critical Benin-Onitsha 330KV Double circuit Transmission line is nearing completion. This line with 2 others (Afam-Jos and Alaoji-Warri-Onitsha), with some other shorter lines, are extremely critical in shoring up the Transmission infrastructure of Nigeria in the short and middle term to be able to wheel about 8500MW on-grid power successfully. Dont know the present state of the other two though.

http://www.nigeriaelectricityprivatisation.com/wp-content/uploads/downloads/2011/03/Roadmap-for-Power-Sector-Reform-Full-Version.pdf pg 78

Ikwere fist son: y re u guys lyk ds.if we tak a crictical lok at u,u hav nt done anytn positive 2 afects somones lyf befor.atleast learn 2 apreciate nija 4 once phcn hs improvd a bit even d areas ure mentiong hav fairly stable electricity suply wic am a beneficiary i leav in owere.so kep ur see no gud in any one nature 2ur sf wedar u lyk it or nt d present electricity generatn is a plus one 2 gejs gov.bludy sadist

GARRI (x7):


You just attacked a fellow JONATHANIAN...

GARRI (x7):
Reminds me of when a road in my area was being tarred. People rained insults on the contractors during the construction. because of the inconvenience they suffered during the construction..

THEY LOST SIGHT OF THE BIGGER PICTURE...

Ikwere fist son: y re u guys lyk ds.if we tak a crictical lok at u,u hav nt done anytn positive 2 afects somones lyf befor.atleast learn 2 apreciate nija 4 once phcn hs improvd a bit even d areas ure mentiong hav fairly stable electricity suply wic am a beneficiary i leav in owere.so kep ur see no gud in any one nature 2ur sf wedar u lyk it or nt d present electricity generatn is a plus one 2 gejs gov.bludy sadist