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Will U Watch? by ravenzord(m): 12:38am On Mar 04, 2008
An elderly couple went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he charged them $20.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. Holiday Inn charges $32. The Hilton charges $37. We do it here for $20 and I get $18 back from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."
Re: Will U Watch? by Teejay07(m): 5:28am On Mar 04, 2008
waow, this is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Similar to the one on the Ijebu fella that parked his car in a bank, almost for free.

Nice one.
Re: Will U Watch? by ituen(m): 6:51am On Mar 04, 2008
Re: Will U Watch? by Nobody: 8:30am On Mar 04, 2008
Ituen The adultrer
Re: Will U Watch? by Usiola(m): 8:47am On Mar 04, 2008
grin grin ;Dlol
Re: Will U Watch? by ituen(m): 8:58am On Mar 04, 2008
Aisha

Na ur good morning be this?

well folly has come to me asking for hw i manage my wives without any hitch

I hope he's not tinking of acquiring multiple licences for marriage
Re: Will U Watch? by segunpc(m): 4:25pm On Mar 04, 2008
well i must say the doctor didn't loose anything though.
Re: Will U Watch? by ituen(m): 5:26pm On Mar 04, 2008
d doctor suffered in silence
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 5:20am On Mar 05, 2008
@Poster Nice one, you really got me cracking
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 8:24am On Mar 05, 2008
u cracked like crakers heh? wen will u stop cracking up? alwayz on crack! why

grin
grin
grin
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 1:08pm On Mar 05, 2008
@Clem with the way u dey talk, its evident that you've smoked Knockout.
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2008
knockout? buahahhhaha lol

i don surfer chei! grin
grin
grin
na vex u dey vex? nairaland no worth anger u hear so just smile and be happy grin
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 2:28pm On Mar 05, 2008
grin
I don too open teeth for NLD, e come be like say i dey model for close-up.
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 2:42pm On Mar 05, 2008
lol ben how man go do?

u just have to ease ur mind and relieve stress grin i like the colour of ur teeth grin grin grin grin
Re: Will U Watch? by folly69(m): 4:23pm On Mar 05, 2008
lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 5:48pm On Mar 05, 2008
see folly dey open mouth.
Guy they said smile, not open your whole mouth.
stop rendering those bacteria homeless.
Re: Will U Watch? by success123(m): 5:50pm On Mar 05, 2008
say cheese
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 6:46pm On Mar 05, 2008
hehehehehe
@clem shey nat blue or brown maybe green na him be the colour of
him teeth? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Will U Watch? by ThugLife1(m): 8:07pm On Mar 05, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Will U Watch? by ravenzord(m): 1:07am On Mar 11, 2008
see dis thuglife guy,cos evryone was givin toothy smiles u decided 2 giv a toothless 1,na where ur 32 dey?
Re: Will U Watch? by chiogo(f): 1:11am On Mar 11, 2008
L0L, ok that was funny!!!
Re: Will U Watch? by jaymobb(m): 5:57am On Mar 11, 2008
ravenzord:

see this thuglife guy,because evryone was givin toothy smiles u decided 2 giv a toothless 1,na where your 32 dey?

na who tell u say him get one sef, e b like say u don forget him name

@ thuglife

thuggy baba. Nuff respect man,
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 8:37am On Mar 11, 2008
@jaymobb Man you got that right. The guy lost his teeth @ mushin, where im dey collect shandy.(N20)
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 9:56am On Mar 11, 2008
@ben E be like say na u be him supervisor for mushin bus/stop shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
if not how come u take know say him de gba owole fo garage grin grin grin grin grin grin

@ thuggie Sorry say u no get theet again that meansi no fit invite u for party
cos u no go fit chop meat chai u don suffer grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Will U Watch? by gilgee(m): 10:41am On Mar 11, 2008
skysunny:

@ben E be like say na u be him supervisor for mushin bus/stop shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
if not how come u take know say him de gba owole fo garage grin grin grin grin grin grin

@ thuggie Sorry say u no get theet again that meansi no fit invite u for party
because u no go fit chop meat   chai u don suffer grin grin grin grin grin grin

Na who who tell you sey thuggy  no fit  attend your party?
**lends thuggy two of my vampire incisors and 30 goat teeth**

Send am IV sharp sharp , he is set.
Re: Will U Watch? by nightnurse(f): 10:56am On Mar 11, 2008
@poster,

good jokes, keep them coming
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 12:27pm On Mar 11, 2008
@Nightnurse
Hey babe how u doing well good shape u gat there on ur night-gawn
u really make my head spin like u know now wink wink wink

@gilgee
Guy no be u dem use plaiyer commot ur vampire wooden teeth 3 days go? tongue tongue tongue
abi na which one u wan give thuggy again grin grin grin grin
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Mar 11, 2008
na rat teeth dem go give thuggy grin
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 4:32pm On Mar 11, 2008
@Clem rat teeth even better self
this one na no teeth for him
no wonda he udey give us teethless smile grin grin grin grin
Re: Will U Watch? by tufe(m): 5:10pm On Mar 11, 2008
. . .lmao
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 11:18am On Mar 12, 2008
Tufe how u dey how body smiley smiley smiley
long time man
u know say e don tay wey we yarn cool cool
Re: Will U Watch? by folly69(m): 11:33am On Mar 12, 2008
hmmn no comment

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