1. No be everybody wey fall
for church get demon inside,
some are just
sleepy that's all
2. U acepted HIS engagement
Ring 5yrs ago & till now no
wedding date.My
Dear u r not 'Lord of D Rings'
Return his
Ring&move on or aRe u a
learner?
3. You don't need to always shout
to be known!!
EVEN without advert!! GaRRI STILL
sELL pass
indomie
4. Supporting arsenal and super
eagles will kill you faster than
bullet. .
5. You have slept with over 10
girls without
protection yet you go to the
barbers shop
with your personal clipper. What
are you
preventing
6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass,
pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
lose the ball,
goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot
and miss.
And repeat.
7. Don't get excited when a girl
starts calling you Boo!! Boo might
be a short
Form for OloriBooruku..
8. If KUKERE were to
be nigeria anthem, as a student
will u miss
assembly?
9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat
Borrows Money Just To Impress
their
Girlfriends,Just keep It Up,The
Lord Is Ur
Strength
10. 'Boobs And Ass' May Give You
Boys And Money, But Brains And
Ambition Will
Give You Respect And
Achievements!
11. A man is d bread winner,but a
woman should
at least win d akara,so dey can
eat bread and
akara together,man shall not live
by bread
alone
12. You boyfriend is on BBM,
Twitter,
2go, Baddo, skype, pinshare,
sharepin,
pinbook, badoo,
Facebook....believe me he is
cheating on you
13. To understand some
people in Nigeria, you have to
start watching
animal planet
14.A guy asked u for sex and u
asked, "Do u Love me?". What do
u expect him
to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
15. Shout Out to
the guys who will walk 5 rows
from their seat
just to hold a fine girl when
pastor says "HOLD
UR NEIGHBOUR"
16. If you can't take care of
Her, let Her go.. na love she go
chop??
17.Dating all these Azonto Boyz
does not make
You a future mother....SO, Ladies
wise up
18. How many girls can say amen
to dis prayer.
May your son be treated the way
u treat other
guys...Can I hear A Big Amen?

Cnt stop laughng
*rushes to ma bedroom 2 avoid being cald a lunatic*

Lol at LORD OF THE RINGS
HOLD UR NEIGHBOUR
AND BREAD ND AKARA

funny...huh

Rilly funny. I swear

Listen to ths 1:a topic lyk diz deserves 2 be on FP bt only stories of toto sori tonto wil make FP y

Timzy234: Listen to ths 1:a topic lyk diz deserves 2 be on FP bt only stories of toto sori tonto wil make FP y

abi naaa

Hilarious! Frontpage pls.

Guy u try jor! Sipin my alomo wit yale cabin biscuit

LOL

U DON KILL ME OOO