Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 2,758,674 members, 6,557,580 topics. Date: Tuesday, 26 October 2021 at 06:35 PM

18 True Naija Facts. - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / 18 True Naija Facts. (4501 Views)

True Naija Facts / A True Naija Guy (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 6:41pm On Jan 23, 2013
1. No be everybody wey fall
for church get demon inside,
some are just
sleepy that's all
2. U acepted HIS engagement
Ring 5yrs ago & till now no
wedding date.My
Dear u r not 'Lord of D Rings'
Return his
Ring&move on or aRe u a
learner?
3. You don't need to always shout
to be known!!
EVEN without advert!! GaRRI STILL
sELL pass
indomie
4. Supporting arsenal and super
eagles will kill you faster than
bullet. .
5. You have slept with over 10
girls without
protection yet you go to the
barbers shop
with your personal clipper. What
are you
preventing
6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass,
pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass,
lose the ball,
goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot
and miss.
And repeat.
7. Don't get excited when a girl
starts calling you Boo!! Boo might
be a short
Form for OloriBooruku..
8. If KUKERE were to
be nigeria anthem, as a student
will u miss
assembly?
9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat
Borrows Money Just To Impress
their
Girlfriends,Just keep It Up,The
Lord Is Ur
Strength
10. 'Boobs And Ass' May Give You
Boys And Money, But Brains And
Ambition Will
Give You Respect And
Achievements!
11. A man is d bread winner,but a
woman should
at least win d akara,so dey can
eat bread and
akara together,man shall not live
by bread
alone
12. You boyfriend is on BBM,
Twitter,
2go, Baddo, skype, pinshare,
sharepin,
pinbook, badoo,
Facebook....believe me he is
cheating on you
13. To understand some
people in Nigeria, you have to
start watching
animal planet
14.A guy asked u for sex and u
asked, "Do u Love me?". What do
u expect him
to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
15. Shout Out to
the guys who will walk 5 rows
from their seat
just to hold a fine girl when
pastor says "HOLD
UR NEIGHBOUR"
16. If you can't take care of
Her, let Her go.. na love she go
chop??
17.Dating all these Azonto Boyz
does not make
You a future mother....SO, Ladies
wise up
18. How many girls can say amen
to dis prayer.
May your son be treated the way
u treat other
guys...Can I hear A Big Amen?

4 Likes

Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jan 23, 2013
Cnt stop laughng
*rushes to ma bedroom 2 avoid being cald a lunatic*
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Aizebioje(m): 7:33pm On Jan 23, 2013
Lol at LORD OF THE RINGS
HOLD UR NEIGHBOUR
AND BREAD ND AKARA
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 7:35pm On Jan 23, 2013
funny...huh
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by JameyMaxwell(m): 7:44am On Jan 24, 2013
Rilly funny. I swear
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 9:51am On Jan 24, 2013
Jamey Maxwell: Rilly funny. I swear
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jan 24, 2013
Listen to ths 1:a topic lyk diz deserves 2 be on FP bt only stories of toto sori tonto wil make FP y
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 1:03pm On Jan 26, 2013
Timzy234: Listen to ths 1:a topic lyk diz deserves 2 be on FP bt only stories of toto sori tonto wil make FP y
abi naaa
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by mindtricks: 8:39pm On Jul 14, 2013
Hilarious! Frontpage pls.
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by wisdomw(m): 9:38pm On Jul 14, 2013
Guy u try jor! Sipin my alomo wit yale cabin biscuit
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:33pm On Jul 14, 2013
LOL
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by satos: 12:58pm On Jul 15, 2013
U DON KILL ME OOO

(1) (Reply)

A Thread For Funny Nollywood Subtitle Gbagaun / New Way Of Giving Injection(picture) / Hilarious Screenshot Chat

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2021 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 64
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.