A rich American and his horse goes to a bar and says 'I will give a 10 thousand dollars to anyone who can make my horse laugh' many people tried but to no avail, then a nigerian man stands up and takes the horse to the toilet a few minutes later the horse comes out laughing. The suprised horse owner
Quickly thinks of a way to get his money back and decides to strike another deal with the nigerian and says 'I will give you 20 thousand dollars if you can make my horse cry and if you don't I get my 10 thousand dollars back' the nigerian laughs and takes the horse to the toilet again and likewise a few minutes later the horse comes out crying. Now furious the American gives the nigerian the money and asks what the hell did you do to my horse? The nigerian answers I told your horse that I had a bigger dick than two of his ocombined and your horse started to laugh. Still curious the American says well that answers one of my question what happened next? the nigerian answers 'I showed it to him'

Femi you can lie oh

What did I do

Which kind lie be this

@kunbee na joke o, shey naija guys no get big stuff between their legs ni

.

Abegiii, all those pencil looking things

You never see guy with supernatural penis

Lol don't worry you will soon see 1

No thanks

Dafemo:

Lol don't worry you will soon see 1

se u be true naija guy?

mscheeeeeeeeeeew,

my friend ma for win the money

Yes o, I be confirm naija guy

Dafemo:

Yes o, I be confirm naija guy

With super manliness   

Ma own no big pass horse own o, but if you see am you go run, lol

GAWD!!!!!!!!
do u hv a galfrnd?


*smh*if yes then i pity her

^^sounds like u are challenged already.

Yes o, @lyssa he is jealous of ma big manliness

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! already.

Dafemo:

Yes o, @lyssa he is jealous of ma big manliness

Who is jealous

Dafemo:

Ma own no big pass horse own o, but if you see am you go run, lol

Yeah I know
Because it is microscopic

Lol, you dey vex

Me!
Vex?

@mary it is as big as your two hands

U don see her hands? vewy slender.

@lyssa Ok then, its as big as your hands

My hand na hand of God o. .mind how u take am joke.

Hand of God indeed dream on sis

my words are as real as ya *coughs* unless thats fake.

Its real, if you think I'm liein bout. Ma *hmmmm* then you are fedinstely liein bout your hand of GOD

okay.enough of d dusty yarns y'all.

Dafemo:

Its real, if you think I'm liein bout. Ma *hmmmm* then you are fedinstely liein bout your hand of GOD

I was talkin about *hic* not size stupido!