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A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 1:17am On Dec 30, 2010 |
A rich American and his horse goes to a bar and says 'I will give a 10 thousand dollars to anyone who can make my horse laugh' many people tried but to no avail, then a nigerian man stands up and takes the horse to the toilet a few minutes later the horse comes out laughing. The suprised horse owner Quickly thinks of a way to get his money back and decides to strike another deal with the nigerian and says 'I will give you 20 thousand dollars if you can make my horse cry and if you don't I get my 10 thousand dollars back' the nigerian laughs and takes the horse to the toilet again and likewise a few minutes later the horse comes out crying. Now furious the American gives the nigerian the money and asks what the hell did you do to my horse? The nigerian answers I told your horse that I had a bigger dick than two of his ocombined and your horse started to laugh. Still curious the American says well that answers one of my question what happened next? the nigerian answers 'I showed it to him' |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Kunbee: 1:42am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Femi you can lie oh |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 1:53am On Dec 30, 2010 |
What did I do |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Kunbee: 2:11am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Which kind lie be this |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 4:34am On Dec 30, 2010 |
@kunbee na joke o, shey naija guys no get big stuff between their legs ni |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 11:51am On Dec 30, 2010 |
. |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Kunbee: 10:34pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Abegiii, all those pencil looking things |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 10:36pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
You never see guy with supernatural penis |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Kunbee: 10:58pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 11:02pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Lol don't worry you will soon see 1 |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Kunbee: 11:18pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
No thanks |
Re: A True Naija Guy by lysaa(f): 12:12pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Dafemo:se u be true naija guy? |
Re: A True Naija Guy by shakara4u(m): 2:12pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
mscheeeeeeeeeeew, my friend ma for win the money |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 3:11pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Yes o, I be confirm naija guy |
Re: A True Naija Guy by jokingmary(m): 3:14pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Dafemo:With super manliness |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 3:19pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Ma own no big pass horse own o, but if you see am you go run, lol |
Re: A True Naija Guy by shakara4u(m): 3:37pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
GAWD!!!!!!!! do u hv a galfrnd? *smh*if yes then i pity her |
Re: A True Naija Guy by lysaa(f): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
^^sounds like u are challenged already. |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 5:11pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Yes o, @lyssa he is jealous of ma big manliness |
Re: A True Naija Guy by lysaa(f): 5:13pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! already. |
Re: A True Naija Guy by jokingmary(m): 5:16pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Dafemo: Who is jealous Dafemo: Yeah I know Because it is microscopic |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Lol, you dey vex |
Re: A True Naija Guy by jokingmary(m): 5:19pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Me! Vex? |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 5:33pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
@mary it is as big as your two hands |
Re: A True Naija Guy by lysaa(f): 5:36pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
U don see her hands? vewy slender. |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 5:39pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
@lyssa Ok then, its as big as your hands |
Re: A True Naija Guy by lysaa(f): 5:43pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
My hand na hand of God o. .mind how u take am joke. |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 5:45pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Hand of God indeed dream on sis |
Re: A True Naija Guy by lysaa(f): 5:47pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
my words are as real as ya *coughs* unless thats fake. |
Re: A True Naija Guy by Dafemo(m): 6:17pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Its real, if you think I'm liein bout. Ma *hmmmm* then you are fedinstely liein bout your hand of GOD |
Re: A True Naija Guy by eldav(m): 6:20pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
okay.enough of d dusty yarns y'all. |
Re: A True Naija Guy by lysaa(f): 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Dafemo:I was talkin about *hic* not size stupido! |
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