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Lies Detector Robot by sensimila: 10:54am On Mar 04, 2008
Kyle's dad brought home a robot 1day. The robot has the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied on the face.Kyle returned late from school and dad asked, "Son why are you late from school?"."Dad, we had extra classes today".The robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted "Now com'n tell me the truth. Why are you late?" "Dad, I went to a movie" "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" Immediately, Kyle got anoda slap from the robot . "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie "Sex Queen"."Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a hot slap on the face from the robot.Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all he is ur son!!!" The robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a slap.
Re: Lies Detector Robot by ituen(m): 4:51pm On Mar 04, 2008
posted b4
Re: Lies Detector Robot by benjay1(m): 5:36am On Mar 05, 2008
Ituen oooooo.
We know ooooooo but sometimes its good to laugh at old jokes.
Re: Lies Detector Robot by clemcykul(f): 8:15am On Mar 05, 2008
abioo
Re: Lies Detector Robot by danfido(m): 1:50pm On Mar 05, 2008
Man,that was really funny!
@ Ituen
can u pls help us out? we know u've seen them all,pls! Period!
Re: Lies Detector Robot by success123(m): 2:04pm On Mar 05, 2008
gbam
Re: Lies Detector Robot by ThugLife1(m): 8:38pm On Mar 05, 2008
Re: Lies Detector Robot by ituen(m): 9:08pm On Mar 05, 2008
@Danfido,

wanna see new jokes, go here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-83364.192.html
Re: Lies Detector Robot by TOYOSI20(f): 9:17pm On Mar 05, 2008
I like the Joke.

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