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Give The Lawyer A Hand by tytylayor: 4:33pm On Apr 02, 2008
A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out.

“While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by just his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he so chooses.”

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Re: Give The Lawyer A Hand by SamMilla1(m): 4:49pm On Apr 02, 2008
*takes the hand back from the lawyer and walks away*



The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded”

sam milla
Re: Give The Lawyer A Hand by tjtj1(m): 4:54pm On Apr 02, 2008
lmao @ the joke nd then @ milla grin

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