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| Why I Fired My Secretary by mustiz(m): 9:36am On Mar 05, 2008 |
[b] I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, "Happy birthday, dear." All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. So I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, "Oh well, she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and they will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me." There I sat, enjoying my coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen, yelling, "Give me a slice of toast! I'm late! Where is my coat? I'm going to miss the bus!" Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office. When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile and a cheerful "Happy birthday, boss." She then asked if she could get me some coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better. Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, "Since it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" Thinking it would make me feel better, I said, "That's a good idea." So we locked up the office, and since it was my birthday, I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?" So we drove out of town and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and a nice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't we go to my place, and I will fix you another martini." It sounded like a good idea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to her apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, "If you will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she left the room. In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with nothing on but my socks. [/b] |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by ituen(m): 7:50pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
posted b4 |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by success123(m): 7:53pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
that na before |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by ThugLife1(m): 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Fcukin stale |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by ituen(m): 8:22pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
good dat u know |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by segunpc(m): 11:31am On Mar 06, 2008 |
all these copy,modify and paste pple sef  |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by clemcykul(f): 1:36pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
i tire o |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by choco4life(m): 3:17pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Get sth new!. . . . . . . . . . . that's an order! |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by gilgee(m): 3:31pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
@All Not his fault na. He hails from[b] OTTA[/b], and you guys know how its done there.  |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by ituen(m): 6:26am On Mar 07, 2008 |
wat an inspirational conclusion |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by gunpoint(m): 6:56am On Mar 07, 2008 |
yes, u knw, all dis otta brains must b d malady affectin dat Mr Turkey bird tooooooooo  |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by kronkykay(m): 7:46am On Mar 07, 2008 |
fucking old and wrinkled |
| Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Mar 07, 2008 |
with even grey hairs |
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