A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emm come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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fro those that wont understand it, let me break it down

emm come first means the first letter "m" in m[/b]ississippi

den i come means the second letter "I" in m[b]i[/b]ssissippi

two asses they come together means the double "ss" after the first "I" mi[b]ss[/b]issppi

i come again means the second "I" in miss[b]i[/b]ssippi

two asses they come together again means the second set of "ss" in missi[b]ss[/b]ippi

i come again and pee twice means the third letter "I" and the double "PP" in mississ[b]ipp[/b]i

then i come once a more means the last letter "I" mississipp[b]i