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What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 7:26pm On Feb 03, 2013
[HUSBAND and WIFE LAY SILENTLY IN BED]

Wife starts to think :
Why is he not talking to
me?
Is he thinking of another
woman?
... ... Does he like someone
else?
Is he seeing another woman?
Don't I appeal to him
anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my
face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he thinking of divorce?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the
wrong places?
Does my make up repel
him these days.
Is he upset with my
nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?!?

She gathers courage and confront him: Why are you so silent, what have I done?

[Husband turns swiftly and responds:-]

Why on earth should Arsene Wenger release Van Persie to Man United when we need a good striker the most?

Woman burst into laughtergrin

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Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 03, 2013
nice
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by babysnogls: 9:02pm On Feb 03, 2013
Chei! We women and our endless worries!
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 10:43pm On Feb 03, 2013
stunt89: nice
thanks smiley
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 10:45pm On Feb 03, 2013
babysnogls: Chei! We women and our endless worries!
grin
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by khukhi(f): 10:47pm On Feb 03, 2013
That's a real woman right there...I wonder why we worry so much.
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by ayobase(m): 11:22pm On Feb 03, 2013
My ultimate dailynews doing it in the jokes section!
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 03, 2013
khukhi: That's a real woman right there...I wonder why we worry so much.

smiley
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 03, 2013
ayobase: My ultimate dailynews doing it in the jokes section!
leave me alone ogrin
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Lagusta(m): 11:54pm On Feb 03, 2013
Seen it before... undecided
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by ITbomb(m): 12:44am On Feb 04, 2013
Lagusta: Seen it before... undecided
Really ??
This is my first time
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by ayobase(m): 1:45pm On Feb 04, 2013
Lagusta: Seen it before... undecided

Thank you......bad belle them!
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Feb 04, 2013
ayobase:

Thank you......bad belle them!
cheesy grin lipsrsealed
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Lagusta(m): 5:23pm On Feb 04, 2013
ayobase:

Thank you......bad belle them!

Excuse me

Who is this again

Just because I saw it before.....

I laff in swedish!!!
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by specialguest(f): 7:15pm On Feb 04, 2013
Hahahaha sounds very much like meeeeee... Just that i aint married yet cheesy
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 7:24pm On Feb 04, 2013
specialguest: Hahahaha sounds very much like meeeeee... Just that i aint married yet cheesy
Hmmmmmm, breathes in deeply, thank God u are not yet marriedgringrin
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by miteolu(m): 7:56pm On Feb 04, 2013
What happened after that scene. They go into bed or fight
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by miteolu(m): 8:00pm On Feb 04, 2013
Lagusta: Seen it before... undecided

If AY,badketmouth etc crake similar or common joke will u say "I av heard it before".
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Lagusta(m): 10:41pm On Feb 04, 2013
miteolu:

If AY,badketmouth etc crake similar or common joke will u say "I av heard it before".

Of course nah, I even trust AY and basket mouth, they can't even smell it, talk more of trying to do it!!!
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by specialguest(f): 10:46am On Feb 07, 2013
DailyNews: Hmmmmmm, breathes in deeply, thank God u are not yet marriedgringrin

Dialynews will you be my val? Mind you I have blackberry, ipad and brazillian hair already so I won"t need anything expensive from you
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by Nobody: 6:39pm On Feb 09, 2013
specialguest:

Dialynews will you be my val? Mind you I have blackberry, ipad and brazillian hair already so I won"t need anything expensive from you
smileysmileypanting...hrt drumming...DUM! DUM!
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by israel007: 9:09pm On Feb 09, 2013
This is hilarious! Nice one
Re: What Is Wrong With My Husband Tonight? by DAVE5(m): 10:38pm On Feb 11, 2013
women will alwayz b women...
9z 1 though

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