Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from
their neighbor & decided to go
to a calm place to share the loot” one of
them suggested the nearby
cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the
gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick
them since they had enough in d bag . Few
minutes latter
A… drunkard on his way from a local bar passes
near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one
for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he
can to
the local priest. “Father father pls come with
me’come and witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the
cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the
voice continued:
“One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u., one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stoped counting and says:“
Hey, What about the two at the gate?”
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you needed to see marathon race….even
the priest almost passed the church gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet ooo….