reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, 'They will in a minute.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?!!!'


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's
a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the
teacher, she's dead!'


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in
the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty!'

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE. God
is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, 'Thou shall not kill!'

tyty baby, u knwo usually, i dont like reading all these long stuffs, but this is GREAT, ITS HILARIOUS, ITZ WONDERFUL,ITS DAMN FUNNY, i love it, i love it, i love it

keep it coming baby

Nice !, TYTYLAYOR. . . . . . . . . . , . . ,

oh yummie, tnx, its been a long tym, hope u r ok, missed u n my iyale o,
hope ur hearing form her

toyo, tnx too

yeah, i hear from her, she doing ok, just complaining that her lecturers are stressing her out, one of those things i guess. so what been happening wid you

3 gbosas for tytylayor.

i love them joke.

aiight yummie, can i av her num?

@segunpc
gbosa! gbosa!! gbosa!!!

thnx

Soooooo Reeeeefreshing, About de best around here,
Got one,
A little boy came home from school after being thought to recognize small letters A-z and big letters, He came home demandin to know small number 1 and big number 1,

Soooooo Reeeeefreshing, About de best around here,
Got one,
A little boy came home from school after being thought to recognize small letters A-z and big letters, He came home demandin to know small number 1 and big number 1, Those kids aint dumb at all!

Nice jokes, tyty, i sinecerely love them, kip up the Good work

Love u Gal friend

tnx lohlarh, hw's wrk?

TY

U are damn good even though na CP

I commot cap for u

U welcome tyty, work is fine o

Oko Lola, dont worry i will se her in skool nxt week nd give her ur love.

hmm ituen oga no dey commot cap for omose o, just tap d omose for bak, say welldone

Ok, make i pat you small for back

here am iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

"ur feet a'int empty"
cool

tytylayor:

toyo, tnx too

U're welcome dear, . , . , . . . . . . . . . , . .