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On Valentines Day! Story Of A Pastor With Women's Congregation by roccio(m): 2:34pm On Feb 14, 2013
Source http://tundeola..com/2013/02/on-valentines-day-story-of-pastor-with.html#more

One day, a pastor was with a women’s
congregation and he asked them:

Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise
up their hands?

Ladies: (They all raised their hands).

Pastor (question): How many of you love their
husbands

Ladies: (They all raised their hands)

Pastor (question): Are you sure ladies before
God? Can I prophesy?

Ladies: Yes!!!


Pastor (question): When did you last tell your
husbands that “you love him "

Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)- “today when leaving the house”, “last night”,
"when we went to bed”, “This morning when I
woke up”,

Pastor: Each one of you should send a message
“ I love you” to your husband now.

Ladies: They all sent the test message “I love you”

Pastor said: Exchange your phones

Ladies: They all exchanged their phones

Pastor: Read out loud the replies from the
husbands.

Here are the replies to the messages from their
husbands:

1. Is this message lost

2. Aaaah who is this?

3. Am I dreaming??

4. What is the matter!!??

5. What do you mean!!!!

6. Could it be that you need money!!?

Read More at Source http://tundeola..com/2013/02/on-valentines-day-story-of-pastor-with.html#more

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