A little boy walks into his parent's room, saw his mom on top of

his dad bouncing up and down. the parents stop and his mom

quickly dismount, pulling the covers arund her.

"what were u and dad doing?" d boy asks his mom

" well, ur dad has a big tummy & somtimes i have to get on top of it to help flatten it" she explains

"ur wasting ur time" says d boy

"wen u go shopping d lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up"

BUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what a dumb kid, and what a sharp dad. , although yawa don gas for am sha

Tufe,

u neva see this joke b4?

Little Bobby

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked, "doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him, "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"

Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

@Jokes,

Love 'em both,