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Re: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by Hauwa1: 10:34pm On Nov 27, 2008
if your parents threaten to beat you later, pluck hair from your eye lid and put them on your head they will forget.
as a kid, i did it grin i think it worked grin

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Re: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by mohawkchic(f): 11:07pm On Nov 27, 2008
~Keep em Coming!!

~I belived this superstition many moons ago >> "If you blow out all of the candles on your birthday cake with the first breath you will get whatever you wish for " cry

~here are some i find funny

*To drop a fork means a woman will visit
*To drop a knife means a man will visit
*To drop a spoon means a child will visit
*To drop a dishcloth means bad luck is coming
*Wearing an opal when it is not your birthstone is bad luck
*To drop a comb while you are combing your hair is a sign of a coming disappointment
*Cows lifting their tails is a sure sign that rain is coming
*A fish should always be eaten from the head toward the tail.
*Pulling out a gray or white hair will cause ten more to grow in its place
* A knife as a gift from a lover means that the love will soon end.
* A knife placed under the bed during childbirth will ease the pain of labor. {Yeah Right!!} grin
Re: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by mohawkchic(f): 11:19pm On Nov 27, 2008
Superstitions about Dreams and Meanings of Dreams


WHEN you had the dream:

*Dreams at night are a devil's delight

*Dreams in the morning, heed the angels' warning.

WHAT the dream was about:

ACORN Dreaming of acorns predicts pleasant things & that much gain is to be expected.
For a woman to dream of eating acorns denotes that she will rise to a position of ease & pleasure.

To dream of shaking acorns from a tree means that you will rapidly attain your wishes in business or love.

AIRPORT In a dream the sight of a busy airport represents the desire for freedom and/or travel.

If the airport is empty and deserted your own travel plans will be changed or delayed.


ALMONDS If you see almonds in your dream you'll have a temporary sorrow.

If you ate and enjoyed them, you'll be lucky, but if they tasted bitter, you should delay any contemplated changes for as long as possible.

ANGELS A favorable dream forecasting success, protection, happiness, and rewarding friendships.


BABY To see a baby in your dream signifies innocence, warmth and new beginnings. A love affair may be blooming for you in your near future. You will also make new and fun friends.

If a woman dreams she is nursing a baby, she will be deceived by the one she trusts the most

BALLOON Seeing balloons in your dream indicates a dashing of hope on any and all fronts, business or love, as well as a general falling off of all kinds of businesses you may be involved in.

If you are ascending in a balloon this is an omen of especially frustrating conditions in your life.


BEAR To dream of killing a bear foretells liberation from entanglements.

BED To dream of a clean, white bed denotes the end of worries.

If a woman dreams of making a bed, there will soon be a new lover in her life.

BICYCLE To dream of riding a bicycle uphill signifies bright prospects.

To dream of riding downhill calls for care - misfortune is near.


BIRDS
Flying birds are a sign of prosperity to the dreamer.

BIRTH If you dream of death it's a sign of a birth, if you dream of birth, it's a sign of death.

BUTTERFLY To see a butterfly among flowers indicates prosperity.

To see butterflies flying around denotes news from absent friends by letter or from someone who has seen them.

CANDLES To see candles burning with a clear and steady flame denotes the constancy of those around you and a well-grounded fortune.

CATS Dreaming of a cat is a generally unfortunate omen and it shows treachery as well as a run of bad luck.

*Cats attacking you represent enemies; if you succeed banishing them you will overcome great obstacles and rise in fortune and fame.

CROW Seeing a crow in your dream means disappointment in everything, grief and misfortune.

CROWN To dream of a crown predicts a change in your life. The dreamer will travel a long distance from home & form new relationships.


DEATH If you dream of death it's a sign of a birth, if you dream of birth, it's a sign of death.

DANCING To dream that you are dancing means that some unexpected good fortune will come to you.

DECEASED PERSON If you should dream of a deceased person and this person speaks only to you, pay close attention to what the spirit is telling you as it could be very important to you.

To dream of seeing a deceased person is normally a dream of warning, and it tells you that the influences around you at this time do not bode well for your affairs, and you should not enter into any binding contracts or verbal agreements.

DIAMONDS To dream of owning diamonds is a very promising dream signifying great honor and recognition from high places.

DOG To dream about a dog indicates great gain and constant friends.

To hear the barking of dogs foretells news of depressing nature. Difficulties are more likely to follow.


DRAGONFLY
If you dream that a dragonfly lands on your body then you will have excellent news from someone far away from home.

If you see a dead dragonfly, then the news will be bad.

A dragonfly perched gracefully on some other object shows that you will soon be having guests that may be hard to get rid of.

DRIVING If you dream that you are driving a vehicle it is a sign that you should be careful to take no chances with your money, such as gambling, in the next two weeks or so.

If someone else is doing the driving you will find yourself in luck, money wise.

FACE To dream of a smiling face signifies pleasant new friends, experiences, and/or financial gains.

To dream of unpleasant or grotesque (unless amusingly so) faces portend loss.

To dream you are washing your face denotes a necessity to atone for some past indiscretion; better make amends!

To see the faces of strangers signifies an approaching change of residence.

FALLING To dream of falling indicates a loss of emotional equilibrium or self-control. It may represent your insecurity, a lack of self-confidence, a fear of failure or an inability to cope with a situation.

If you fall a long distance in your dream and get hurt, be prepared for really hard times ahead; but if you fall and are not injured your upsets will be minor and temporary.
Re: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by toygod2: 11:32pm On Oct 24, 2012
lols at post
Re: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by Nobody: 9:15pm On Oct 29, 2012
Nothing beats the south african one where some men believed r@ping a virgin meant a cure of aids...

Actually another would be congolese tribes involved in the civil war who thought the r@pe of women gathering wood was a necessary sacrifice to bring the rebels good fortune.

Lolz...i swear i didnt make this up! grin
Re: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by toygod2: 11:59pm On Dec 16, 2013
lol
Re: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by Huracio(m): 11:33pm On Dec 16, 2021
mukina2:
lol i have heard most of those grin

another one
if a child eats fish's head he/she will be stupid when they grow up grin

if you eat directly from the pot you will useless grin

if your left foot itches it means you're about to embark on a journey or going to see someone/people that don't stay with you.

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