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| If You Don't Read This I Swear You Ve Ommited Something Vital by timidapsin(m): 7:20pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
***Akpos the Holiday Version.... From the stables of http://facebook.com/ommcrew ---------------------------------- TEACHER: If today is Christmas EVE, what's the day after Christmas?.. AKPOS: Christmas ADAM.. ---------------------------------- AKPOS: Come to my house.. GIRL: No.. AKPOS: Come to KFC.. GIRL: Where?.. AKPOS: Your Father ---------------------------------- EKAETTE: Am pregnant Akpos, What would you love it to be?.. AKPOS: I want it to be a Joke ---------------------------------- AKPOS: 2,3,4,6,7,8,9.. TEACHER: Where is 5?.. AKPOS: Yesterday, I heard on the News that 5 died in a car accident.. ---------------------------------- AKPOS: U look like a BARBIE.. CHICHI: Awww, thanks dear, u mean I'm tall & pretty?.. AKPOS: No, Plastic & without Brain ---------------------------------- AKPOS Drew a Straight line with a 1000 Naira note just to Prove that Money RULES ---------------------------------- PASTOR: "if you want to make Heaven, First of all wat re we to do?".. AKPOS: Go Down Low... ---------------------------------- *Xmas Party Akpos asked a Girl "Are you Going to Dance?". She felt so happy & said YES.. AKPOS: That's Good, So Can I ve ur Chair? ---------------------------------- AKPOS Eyes during exam: (←_←)(→_→ (←_←) (→_→) Teacher's coming! (↓_↓) Teacher's gone! (←_←)(→_→).. ---------------------------------- TEACHER: "I am beautiful". Who can tell Me what tense this is?.. AKPOS: Obviously Past Tense TEACHER: Why don't Men trust Women?. AKPOS: You can't trust anything that Bleeds for five days and doesn't die ---------------------------------- Akpos:If I die, will u remarry? Wife:No! I'll stay wit my sister. wife:But if I die will u remarry? Akpos: No,I'll also stay wit ur sister. Click link below for more on facebook http://facebook.com/ommcrew |
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