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Policeman Jokes by SeanT21(f): 10:28pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
A policeman sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife. - No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us. - You are right, lets go to the beach. After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks in on them. - Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public. - You are right - said the husband - but I had a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me. - Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it. |
Re: Policeman Jokes by naijastyle: 10:52pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
wow. That woman sure knows how run things. Goood joke. |
Re: Policeman Jokes by ituen(m): 6:31am On Mar 18, 2008 |
cool |
Re: Policeman Jokes by TOYOSI20(f): 7:43am On Mar 18, 2008 |
Good 1 |
Re: Policeman Jokes by olulu(m): 8:41am On Mar 18, 2008 |
the woman sumone i know, like em like dat, all action, no holds barred @poster nice one, hope u ain't married to a police man |
Re: Policeman Jokes by segunpc(m): 3:22pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
the woman na confirm ashi. good joke. |
Re: Policeman Jokes by folly69(m): 4:50pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
just get a gun and shoot her in de leg |
Re: Policeman Jokes by gunpoint(m): 6:55pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
did som1 say gun?? |
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